[fic]: this new sort of mating ritual

Sep 28, 2010 15:38

Title: This New Sort of Mating Ritual

Author: knowmydark

Rating: PG-13.

Word Count: 4,283.

Genre: Romance/Crack.

Disclaimer: Don't own, etc.

Summary: Guys&Dolls!AU. Eames is the consummate gambler in New York who makes a bet that he can seduce anyone. Arthur is the uptight Mission-worker who, unfortunately, turns out to be that 'anyone'. Eames/Arthur, slash, One- ( Read more... )

genre: crack, fic: this new sort of mating ritual, format: one-shot, comm: inception_kink, fic, pairing: arthur/eames, fandom: inception, genre: romance

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epistolic September 29 2010, 04:56:05 UTC
Thank-you so much, glad you liked it and it made you laugh! :hugs:

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kataren September 28 2010, 14:24:09 UTC
Oh god, the banter & the puns & the crack of it all :DDD

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epistolic September 29 2010, 04:56:56 UTC
CRACK IS THE BEST, OBVIOUSLY. So much fun, guh, I can't seem to stop writing it. Thanks so much for the lovely comment, dear! ♥

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castielkicksass September 28 2010, 14:53:23 UTC
I’m allergic to chocolate :( it’s not fun. But I love this fic!! :D great work!

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epistolic September 29 2010, 04:57:41 UTC
Oh no! That's terrible. :snuggles you: I'm so glad you liked the fic though, that's wonderful! ♥ ♥

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chaoticallyclev September 28 2010, 15:39:55 UTC
I'm fairly certain I've never seen any of this musical, but I enjoyed this all the same! The "radioactive" suits, faily seduction attempts, Arthur's bible throwing, Cobb's general ridiculousness. Crap games in the sewer. Eames thinking he was dancing with Arthur, except for how it was a transvestite, and that's by far the worst insult Arthur's heard. :D

::adores::

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epistolic September 29 2010, 04:58:56 UTC
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MUSICAL/MOVIE??? WHAT? WHAT? GO. GO AND DO IT NOW. NAAAAAAAAOW.

It is so wonderful. And I swear, after watching it, I had a rather unhealthy crush on Marlon Brando for about three months. Because he is wonderful. And the movie is wonderful. And everything is wonderful. And just.

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chaoticallyclev September 29 2010, 05:56:15 UTC
despite being friends with people in musical theater blah blah blah, I actually haven't seen musicals beyond Rent, Wicked, and 1776 (and things like Moulin Rouge, but I don't exactly count those). It doesn't make sense but, there you go. I'll see if i can netflix it (stupid video rental places all packed up and left, terribly inconvenient.)

This is random, but I wanted to tell you about my shiny textbook that is actually used, but is in almost brand new shape. It's a bright red, cloth-bound complete works of shakespeare, and it even has one of those little ribbons bookmarks. I think I love it.

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epistolic October 1 2010, 01:41:12 UTC
I haven't seen any musicals in person. I've seen lots in movies and so on, but none physically. Which is sad.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRIGHT RED CLOTH-BOUND COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE WITH A LITTLE RIBBON BOOKMARK.

SO. JEALOUS.

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strzyga September 28 2010, 15:53:00 UTC
omg how are you this amazing i don't even-- ffffffffffffffffff this is hilarious and i cackled like a million times and lkjoiuasdfawerosadf BABY I LOVE YOU JUST SAYING

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epistolic September 29 2010, 02:58:27 UTC
THANK-YOU SO MUCH, HUN, I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT, GUH.

PS. I'VE JUST REALISED THAT WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I KNOW YOU AREN'T ADDING RIGHT NOW, BUT WOULD YOU MIND IF I ADDED YOU, DARLING? SINCE THAT BDSM FIC OF YOURS PRETTY MUCH BLEW MY MIND.

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strzyga September 29 2010, 04:58:37 UTC
I WOULD ACTUALLY BE VERY OKAY WITH THIS. :)

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epistolic September 29 2010, 04:59:56 UTC
YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY, WEEK, LIFE, EXISTENCE, ETC. ETC. AND RELATED SYNONYMS.

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