[blogged] -11- depression is a spiral

[epis_taxis]

I haven't left my room in days except to cook meals for Deidara and Hidan. Hiroshi-kun, Josephine and I are living in the pit of darkness that has overtaken our hearts. I let Josephine borrow a heart from my collection since she doesn't have one of her own

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[psychrow]

WHAT

[epis_taxis]

Oh, I forgot to leave something to you. Would you like my books about the dark arts?

[psychrow]

Uhhhh thanks for the thought, but maybe instead you can just not die.

[epis_taxis]

I don't belong in this world. Wouldn't it be better without me?

[picklesplz]

...you know, if you ate more pickles, you'd feel better.

[epis_taxis]

pickles were once cucumbers that drowned in salty brine and turned into zombie cucumbers. Pickles are therefore zombie cucumbers.

[picklesplz]

...I guess you can look at it that way.

So why, oh mistress of the dark, gory and freaky, aren't you stuffing yourself silly with zombie cucumbers?

[epis_taxis]

...That is a very good question. I hope there are some decaying in the fridge!

[spasticshots]

hueeehhh? you know su-san?

[epis_taxis]

... Yes.

[spasticshots]

he's my bestest friend.

[epis_taxis]

.............

What?

[epis_taxis]

Oh, Maya. Should I make you burgers and leave them on the table before I melt into the darkness? Kaga might have them devoured if you don't get to them fast enough...

[epis_taxis]

Yes. That's exactly what I mean. I am not cut out for a world of beautiful and dazzling people.

[modeofbehavior]

But we won't get to commemorate our friendship.

[epis_taxis]

Oh. That's right. Should I put it off for a while, then?

I should leave you something. What would you like?

[modeofbehavior]

For a while at least.

I don't know. I don't keep things.

[epis_taxis]

Would you like some of my organs? It's a gift that adds a personal touch.

Fine. The great eternal sleep can wait.

Friends... what a strange new concept.