gacked from just about everyone
so i am about to pull the plug. on my internet. *quibbles*
i - sigh. i have no choice if i want to have any hope of passing my exams tomorrow (except, idk, that is pretty much a lost cause anyway.) and okay, okay, i know, i have 1249832490832 requests i have yet to get to still, but. but drabbles! they are fun! and i expect to come home tomorrow, ( Read more... )
i - sigh. i have no choice if i want to have any hope of passing my exams tomorrow (except, idk, that is pretty much a lost cause anyway.) and okay, okay, i know, i have 1249832490832 requests i have yet to get to still, but. but drabbles! they are fun! and i expect to come home tomorrow, ( Read more... )
Okay, brb
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can i commission you to write this, or something? please? THIS, PLUS ALL THE STUFF YOU HAVE ADDED BELOW ABOUT THE FAMILY VISIT, FUCK, YES. ;aoljfsnrofijwdsfv.
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WHERE IS IT?
DAMN
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your amazing, brilliant, terrifying brain.
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IT REDUCES ME TO GIBBERISH.
A STEAMING PILE OF IT.
i am now in love with the idea of angsty angry resentful david 2.0 molesting 1.0 just because he figured it would make him uncomfortable, but then it ends up really good, so then they just keep doing this thing on the side, and 2.0 tells 1.0 it's not much worse than masturbating, and 1.0 is like 'um, pretty sure that's a sin too' and 2.0 is like 'fuck, how do you live like this.' and proceeds to try to deconvert him. and 1.0 tries to 'save' 2.0 and feels guilty about fucking him up in the head so bad, but he can't do it without making out with himself, which tends to derail things and 2.0 doesn't take him seriously.
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I love how they have these... ridiculous plans that just completely FAIL.
They need couples therapy... do you think they could get a discount, since technically they are one person, kind of?
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yeah, they'd totally go for a therapist as one person. or maybe they'd switch every time and the shrink diagnoses dissociative personality disorder or whatever they call that now.
oh my gosh, i want this to be a movie.
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YES
MOVIE
YES
but they'd never convince David to do it.
Someone needs to clone him so that they can make this movie. With the clone. and then David and clone will reenact the movie afterward. PERFECT!!!
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GAAAAH.
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"you're so fucking hot"
"no, you're hot... I'm weird looking, but you pull it off so well"
"...David. We look exactly the same."
"..."
*DIES*
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for some reason, in my head, david/david meant two DAVIDs. like, the david we know and love. but this new punkass one has just opened up a universe to me. his clone would totally be a punk just out of rebellion.
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But yes. It makes me think of Steve Urkel and his clone "Stephan" and all the drama associated with that.
Oh man, what if David loved Cook and then he made a clone of himself that was all... whatever, Cook's style... all 90s crap "rock" stuff... and then Cook was like "ILU Davveeeed" and David was all D:
and they lived out "Family Matters" the end.
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BUT.
this sounds like a fantastic premis. david as a 90s crap rock artist? uh-mazing.
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