Because my mom would say this is a disease...

[epic_amazing]

 Let's look at the weird package I received from FedEx today.

I was excited to get some mail and then:


I'm sorry what? 
 I looked this up:
Category B infectious substances are infectious but do not meet the criteria for Category A. (Category A infectious substances are capable of causing permanent disability, life threatening or fatal disease to humans or animals when exposure to them occurs.)

Um, ok?

Here is the infectious substance:
 

So for all my hockey people: WATCHING HOCKEY IS INFECTIOUS (BUT NOT LIFE THREATENING).