So I have just finished the nearly four hours that is Wagner's Lohengrin.
I can summarize it thusly...
ACT I
Elsa: I seem to have lost my little brother, the Duke of Brabant
Telramund: Ha! The throne is mine!
Elsa: Woe!
King Heinrich of Germany: sup?
Telramund: This woman killed her bro to spite me and therefore I will not wed her. Look at my awesome new
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Seriously, this is brilliant. I called Dan to make him read it. :)
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I think I will probably use a similar summary (sans profanity) when teaching opera. Because, really, that's about what this opera amounts to: the Swan music, the Act III prelude, the wedding music, and very, very little plot.
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:)
I seem to remember a similar summary of War of the Worlds, which meant that I never had to see it, so I owe you yet again for saving me from hours of my life that I otherwise wouldn't get back!
Excellent...
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