The people who composed this test have obviously never actually *fought* 5-year-olds.
The Kiddie Battle is a dreaded re-enactment tradition which has grown (and I use the term diplomatically - re-enactors tend to be quite well fed fellows) men cowering in their tents while the event organisers try to talk them out with assurances of an ambulance on stand by and free padded armour for all adult participants.
The little bastards *always* win, even when emphatically instructed not to bite.
I answered the question and got left at some internet dating site, and I'm NEVER going near one of those after what I heard yesterday.
In reference to the comment above, I'm fairly certain we could beat up many five-year olds. It's more a matter of not being allowed to and we tend to follow the rules. They don't.
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The Kiddie Battle is a dreaded re-enactment tradition which has grown (and I use the term diplomatically - re-enactors tend to be quite well fed fellows) men cowering in their tents while the event organisers try to talk them out with assurances of an ambulance on stand by and free padded armour for all adult participants.
The little bastards *always* win, even when emphatically instructed not to bite.
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In reference to the comment above, I'm fairly certain we could beat up many five-year olds. It's more a matter of not being allowed to and we tend to follow the rules. They don't.
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