It's the death-by-Jack resurrection club! [CLOSED]

Nov 11, 2010 18:03

Who: Alex Kralie and Dr. Bhamba
Where: 9th floor
When: Two days after this and this.
Rating: Could it be PG, PG-13 at most? *gasps*
Summary: Alex Kralie dies. Doctor Bhamba dies. Two days later the inevitable happens.

And you're singing the songs, thinking this is the life
And you wake up in the morning and your head feels twice the size~
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dr. bhamba, alex kralie

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40410 November 11 2010, 17:14:45 UTC
Alex is way up on the other end of the scale. Bhamba will have a lovely view of the guy's bashed-in face reforming, his warped skin smoothing over, and his stomach rebuilding itself complete with shiny new liver.

His head rolls back and forth a little. He's increasingly alive, but still clawing his way back into consciousness. Which is lucky for him, really, because it'd suck to wake up while your torso still looks like a game of Operation.

There's a hell of a lot of dried blood on him.

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angel_junk November 11 2010, 17:28:39 UTC
It only takes Bhamba a moment to notice the deformed corpse beside him. It takes him a little longer to react to it, on account of having to consider his options.

He can now either
a.) focus on the nagging memory that is slowly crawling back to him, the one about his friend Jack giving him the whack of death with a wrench
or he could just
b.) grab his trusty bonesaw and bury himself in work and body parts like there is no tomorrow.

The choice is made without much effort and Bhamba immediately scoots over to the corpse.

He experiences a moment of considerable disappointment when he discovers that he missed the dissection window, but the sight of a regenerating drug junkie is more than enough to make up for it.

"That is incredible!"

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40410 November 11 2010, 17:40:24 UTC
Well, there are worse comments to wake up to.

A regenerating human being is really quite impressive. Bones push out like new teeth, flesh bulges and grows like a meat blob hooked up to an electrical current, and the torn edges of skin seek each other out and knit carefully back together. We're sure that Bhamba will consider the show over all too soon.

The first thing Alex is really aware of, besides a general feeling commonly known as feel-like-crapness, is a putrid taste in his mouth. It doesn't have context - not yet - but it wakes him up enough that he rolls onto his stomach, gagging.

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angel_junk November 11 2010, 17:56:42 UTC
Oh, this is better than ten meat blobs and three octo-chicken combined!

If Alex thought that through all the re-knitting of tissue he felt a blunt poke then that was probably because Bhamba couldn't quite stick to proper 'look with your eyes, not with your fingers' etiquette.

After that he just leans back, crouching next to Alex and enjoying the rest of the show which, as has been correctly predicted, was indeed over all too soon.

There is probably a rule against approaching people so soon after they become available, so to speak, but even if there was, it would only be met with blatant disregard from Bhamba's side anyway.

He taps Alex on the shoulder. "Good morning!"

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