Poland is out scouting for a location for his jousting tournament. The hills, of course, aren't suited for jousting, but Elaine's engagement gift got him thinking about sound devices from the future, which got him reading, and he's decided that he totally needs to have a loudspeaker system.
And what better place to mount it than on top of a hill? It'll like, be more noticeable and stuff there, right?
The speakers crackle to life, with a little whine. As the noise begins to dim down, Poland's voice booms out across the fields: "Like, HEAR YE, HEAR YE! Huh, still totally not loud enough..."
Poland looked over, the microphone still held in front of his face.
"Tota-- Oh, hold on a sec. There we go. Totally! I mean, duh, I'm checking to see if all this sound junk works, so it's like, not like I can just be quiet, right? Kiiiiinda wouldn't work that way!"
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And what better place to mount it than on top of a hill? It'll like, be more noticeable and stuff there, right?
The speakers crackle to life, with a little whine. As the noise begins to dim down, Poland's voice booms out across the fields: "Like, HEAR YE, HEAR YE! Huh, still totally not loud enough..."
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"Must you be that noisy?"
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"Tota-- Oh, hold on a sec. There we go. Totally! I mean, duh, I'm checking to see if all this sound junk works, so it's like, not like I can just be quiet, right? Kiiiiinda wouldn't work that way!"
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Glare.
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