eHarmony Hilarity

[enthymeme]

Single girls. What are we to do? Bars? Well sure, if you want to find an alcoholic. Me, I want to find a pathetically lonely reject like myself, so I asked myself, "where do the pathetic losers go?" Then it came to me; eHarmony!

So I signed myself right up. For the last 3 months or so that I've been a member, I have made zero progress. Until today.

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[ithrowhammerfar]

From experience with eharmony, I found that every woman I met was strikingly comprable in personality type with myself.

In Fact my fiancee and i met on Eharmony :) and we're definetly a pair of crazies.

[enthymeme]

Man. I wish I had the same luck! *smile* That guy... yeah. He was something... yeah. The matches I end up with are all very fundamental Christians, which I'm not. I'm a faithful Christian, but not a "women are meant only to breed and to cook" variety.

So far, my e-dating experiences have been really crummy. Yeah. Bleh. But congratulations to YOU! I think that's great. *smile*