maybe the parents out there will enjoy this

[ensign_amazing]

(Important note: Being a parent of young kids sucks. Don't let anyone tell you differently. About six months ago, I wanted to start a Twitter account of quotes my wife screamed in the heat of those my-kids-are-driving-me-crazy-moments such as these: "If you don't stop crying, I am going to stick you in the microwave!!!!" and "Fine, climb up the

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[bridgetwannabe]

Hell to the yes. I see now that parenthood, while rewarding, is also a practical joke you play on other people if you don't particularly like them. That's why people with kids are such pushers. "Come on, you know you really do want kids," they say to you, secretly relishing the thought of you poop-covered and miserable. "It's the best thing EVAR."

[dariacarly]

Things like this do not help sway me into the "yes to kids" group . . .

[daraflower]

One of the most important things I realized about the decision to have kids is that it's really just not a rational one. Once I accepted that, it made a lot more sense to me why an overwhelming majority of people choose to become parents.