kaplan gets pink eye

[enragedfetus]

I'm hideous! I am grotesque. I look like a half-caste Zombie, pus dripping from my eye sockets and gluing lashes in clumps. My summer vacation is off to an inauspicious start, no doubt, with a waning strep throat and what the physician's assistant called the worse case of conjunctivitis she'd ever seen. My eye was swollen shut! Pinkeye bullshit, it

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[edna_electro]

whats your home number? i tried calling your cell the other night. didnt work. i went to bed crying.

no i didnt. but it did make me feel so jon kaplanless.

joma

(im in rural pa right now, and then london so if i get your number now it may take awhile for me to call)

[blueberryme]

rest assured, mr kaplan, that modern medicine has also created wonderful pills and things for parents to take after back surgery. when my dad had the same surgury, they gave him plenty of drugs, most of which are controlled substances (which usually means those are the ones that send you to happy fuzzy places the best

[longaway]

hello, face/name from the past. i thought of you today when i was waxing lyrical about my melodramatic youth. aye, so old i am now, a grandmother.
how are you?

-psyche.