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[enoneoftheabove]

Dear Knitting Designers:

If I'm supposed to base my project size on my high-hip measurement, please say that in the pattern. Otherwise, I will take the term "hip measurement" to mean the fullest part of the hips, because that's what it means, and I will knit the wrong size

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[stargazzy]

This is why, after one failed sweater attempt, I do not crochet sweaters. Measure the gauge? Measure parts of my body? Forget it, I'm going to Sears!