Arm Yourself!

[enochs_fable]

A meme borrowed from quezz:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

1. Pulse rifle with under-mounted grenade launcher, ala Aliens2

Comments

[halleyscomet]

1. Quake's BFG with unlimited ammo. The rail gun takes too long to fire for close range combat.
2. Doctorin' the Tardis by The Timelords. It's sufficiently creepy for the situation but has a beat you can blast zombies to.
3. Ash of course! Preferably with his chainsaw and boom stick.

listen up you primitive screwheads!

[enochs_fable]

Ash. Awesome choice.

Re: listen up you primitive screwheads!

[halleyscomet]

Thank you.

I figured I'd want someone with decent Zombie stompin' cred. Even though his allies don't always fare that well I figure he'd give me a fighting chance. If nothing else his pithy one-liners would provide moral support.

Re: listen up you primitive screwheads!

[enochs_fable]

But just remember, in light of what you wrote above... he'd be your ally... and you'd be his!

[piperjoy]

why do you want to be traumatized by a song if you survive?

[enochs_fable]

I don't want to be traumatized, but I expect that I would be!

my three

[drdivendre]

Weapon: M134 Minigun
Song:Battle of the Mounds (SOndtrack Conan the Barbarian)
Co-Hero Teddy Roosevelt