Okay, so here was the story behind it.
I was in Year 11, and I was fondly looking back on our descriptive writing piece of coursework from the year before; we had to abuse a thesaurus. We couldn't say things like small, or large, instead heading for the more exciting language. Now, words like myriad don't come naturally to me, so instead I used a combination of words for the description, like 'small, beady eyes,' and was going to challenge my teacher if he said that I had to change it.
So when I was reading My Immortal, I wondered what it would be like if every word was put through the Microsoft Word thesaurus.
The result? Something that makes so little sense that can break your mind.
I did warn you.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1-5 Chapter 6-10Chapter 11-15
Chapter 16-20
Chapter 21-25
Chapter 26-30
Chapter 31-35
Chapter 36-40
Chapter 41-44