[LOG] ♥I Love You Man~♥

[hisan_kunoichi]

WHO: Soifon { hisan_kunoichi}, Konan { epitome_of_art }, OPEN ♥
WHERE:  Refectory
WHEN: Evening
SUMMARY: Drinking Contest between two female ninja! Its sure to be hilarious! They need an audience!
RATING: PG-13 (at the moment)
WARNINGS: Extreme Mockage And Aggresiveness
STATUS: In Progress

Soifon had no idea how she ended up being persuaded to coming to

Comments

[epitome_of_art]

Konan took in her surroundings with a slight frown. If the ‘Host’ wanted amusement, he was surely getting some from the drunken people that were running around the place, dragging along laptops and hitting each other. It truly was a despicable sight, one that she vowed she would never be included in.

Only one table housed a sober person. At least from the looks of it, she was not drunk. Konan made her way to the other end of the table, picking up a glass of wine from one of the roving waiters and sitting directly opposite the woman who she observed past the rim of her glass.

Her eyes narrowed slightly.

[bookmanlavi]

Lavi pushed himself up from his table and took a sip of his fresh cup of punch, peering around at all the guests curiously. They were acting really odd tonight and had never occured to him that it was something in the drinks. He had only had one cup of punch and that was until after Near was passed out. The boy continued to snatch them out of Lavi's hands whenever he attempted to get a new cup.

As his gaze landed on two women in particular, he blinked and couldn't help the smile that played across his lips. Dressed rather casually for the night, a black, short-sleeved shirt that clung to his figure ever so slightly and dark jeans that he had found in his closet, he felt nice. It felt good to be out of his uniform for once. He had even taken off his signature headband and let his red hair lay somewhat flat.

"Konan!" he greeted brightly, walking up to the table. "And I'm afraid I haven't met you, Ms." he smiled to Soifon then introduced himself, "I'm Lavi!"

Didn't notice was being addresed. Stupid Replies!

[hisan_kunoichi]

Soifon wasn't going to mutter a word to the person who decided to sit down with her (even if that was all the way on the other side of the table). Soifon wasn't up to making much discussion, and albiet awkward for the table companion, Soifon rather didn't care.

Until, out of her peripheral vision, she saw who it was.

Damn.

Soifon's eyes narrowed tightly, as she glared at the women across from her at the end of the table. She didn't bother to turn her head, but from the looks of it, the others presence was greatly obvious, and if people weren't careful, would be stuck in a brawl between the two.

"Hmph..." Soifon muttered under her breath, taking another sip of the alcoholic liquid.

Of course she had noticed the man addressing her, and although not in any mood of go cavorting with men, she did remember her polite upbringing. "Soifon."

[epitome_of_art]

She set the glass carefully down the table and reached for a saucer cup that was by the sake jug, pouring herself some. Her eyes never left the woman opposite her when she sipped the sake daintily. When she was done, the cup was set on the table with an audible thud that could only be taken as an invitation for a face-off.

So this was the woman who had been mocking her through the journals…

[hisan_kunoichi]

Soifon had just taken another gulp of sake before Konan had ever so friendly-like, slapped her on the back. This caused her to choke on what she was drinking, and her hiccuping worsened. Anybody watching might have been wondering what was going to break out between the two, since Konan had discarded her shirt, and with more to drink, Soifon might just follow.

None of this really mattered however, and she only grinned in response, probably the biggest grin she had ever let someone see since she were a child. "Bah! Men are such losers! Throw a woman with big boobs in their face, and they lose all control! You think that with evolution, they would get beyond their Neanderthal urges!"

Soifon took another sip of the liquid, before a slight noglastic expression took precedence over her face. "...except..." She muttered, his eyes glazed over with some unknown expression. "Who has time for men, when you have somebody like Yoruichi-sama to follow?.."

[epitome_of_art]

Konan tilted her head to the side in curiosity while unconsciously fiddling with the knot that kept her breast bindings together. “Mmm, Yoruichi-sama?” She tapped the bottom of the upturned sake jug as if to try and coax more sake out of it. “Someone with big boobs?”

There seemed to be an extreme shortage of drinks, she mused as she alighted on the table and made herself comfortable on the cracked surface. Where did all the sake go?

She rolled the jug towards Lavi again and flashed him a smile.

[bookmanlavi]

Lavi pulled the shirt away from his face ever so slightly, peeking out at the women curiously, even though he had told himself that he WOULD NOT LOOK! What he saw, however, caused the article of clothing to fall away from his hands and his cheeks to flush a darker red.

He sat, stunned, for this was his first time ever really seeing a woman in nothing but her bra, and couldn't help but lift his eye patch as he stared in wonder. His face was now a beautiful shade of tomatoe red and when Konan had rolled the bottle towards him, his attention snapped back onto it. If she was naked, who knows what would have happened to him!

He probably would have had a heart attack, even though he liked to proclaim that he was "such a ladies man".

He stared at the bottle, eyes still wide, as he asked, "A-are we out of s-sake all ready?" his voice cracked mid-sentence, thinking to himself, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR OGGLING, LAVI! SAY GOODNIGHT!

[hisan_kunoichi]

Soifon was shocked at Konan's blunt comment, and immediately stuck up for Yoruichi, no matter how spot on Konan might have been. She raised her fists, like she was an excited schoolgirl, amorously ranting about how cool her sempai was. "Y-yoruichi-sama might have above average size, but there are other traits about her that make her stand out!"

By now, seeing Konan with her shirt off (although, compared, had no affect like it was having on Lavi), was making Soifon realize that indeed, she was hot also. She would have to do something about that.

Soifon's voice was beginning to lace itself with longing. "...if Yoruichi-sama were here, she would know what to do..."