010 Paine

[stonewarrior]

I'm not sure if I understand any of this.

I've spent most of the night trying to find out just what the Host of this dinner party has been up to. So far, no luck. I hate this dress.Yuna, Rikku, where are you. Perhaps we'll fair better working together

Comments

[failed_rainbow]

What kind of disastrous dress did they put you in?

[stonewarrior]

This. Sadly it is one from my own world.

Perhaps they are simply smart enough to put us in ridiculous clothes in the hope they will frustrate us.

[failed_rainbow]

Hmm, well, that seems worse than mine.

If that's the case, then it's working.

[stonewarrior]

Hmm.

We just have to focus on getting out. Deal with everything else later.

[wind_wielder]

I'm holding up pretty well. The food hasn't poisoned me yet, so that's a bonus.

You don't like your dress? That's too bad. I'm certainly enjoying it.

[stonewarrior]

It doesn't seem to have harmed anyone. A mild comfort.

You...like the dress?
I must say, I am rather fond of yours. Very...complimentary.

[wind_wielder]

I'll take the small comforts where I can. Its warm, there's food, and the dead bodies seem to be gone for the time being. Itachi is helping me find a place to rest. I still get tired so fast. You should come with us.

What little there is of that dress, I like. But I would probably like it less if there was more of it.

[stonewarrior]

It's bad when you start getting used to dead bodies.
I think I will. It can't hurt to stick together.

Well, if there were any less of it, I think I'd be naked.

[zaibachs_best]

That's not a dress, it's an abomination. Are you even wearing anything under it? Please, for the love of Jichia, don't turn round too fast. Or bend over. Or stretch. It's barely clinging on as it is.

[stonewarrior]

Oh shut up.

I know, alright.
Stupid piece of shit Host.

[zaibachs_best]

Good. Just... tuck some napkins into the holes of the dress or something, it's really not a good sight.

[stonewarrior]

Then stop looking.

Go somewhere else and...play.