Comments | englishpride: ☂ fourteen

englishpride

☂ fourteen

Jun 27, 2009 22:08

[mode: audio | language: English]

[ in an obviously slurred voice ]

A-ah, 's'not as strong as I thou-- .... Oh, is this bloody thing on? Ah, HULLOOOOOO? HU-- Oh, right, y' can hear me jus' fine, can't you? [ soft laughing, and then-- ] Oi, oi, oi, errr... but I'm na' drunk 'r anythin'-- I can prove it, too, y'know! Ah ( Read more... )

audio, drunkety-drunk-drunk, trolling the world, hail brittania, america got nothin' on this

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[text] FFFFF XD cool_closings June 28 2009, 02:26:01 UTC

Make sense.

[audio:english][1/2] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:29:30 UTC

OI, I AM TOO MAKING SENSE, YOU LIMEY BASTA--

[audio:english] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:30:43 UTC

.... Bloody 'ell, does that sound a touch weird. Bastard, bastard-- y'know, y' say it enough times, it starts soundin' funny....

[text] cool_closings June 28 2009, 02:31:49 UTC

Sorry, I don't understand gibberish.

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im_a_country_2 June 28 2009, 02:26:38 UTC

You're drunk you stupid jerkface bastard!

What the hell is wrong with everyone!

Fine you idiot! I'm going to go live with America, or, or, Prussia, or Sweden! Is Sweden even here?

No! Forget that, I'm going to live with Germany because you are a drunk fool!

[audio:english] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:31:45 UTC

DON'T YOU DARE LIVE WITH THAT.... THAT KRAUT BASTARD! He can't even cook anythin' but those damned sausages, anyway!

[audio:english] im_a_country_2 June 28 2009, 02:34:27 UTC

Then actually do something! What do you do all day? Drink?

That's it, I think you've lost it. I'll have to take responsibility for you. You can be my annex since I have more resources.

[audio:english] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:38:32 UTC

Oi, y' can't bloody well annex me, ya' impu--impude-- muppet! I bloody well annexed Wales-- y'can' jus' annex wha'ever you feel like!

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[Audio;English] You broke Fin's brain. :| fallenfishes June 28 2009, 02:26:58 UTC

W-what...

[Audio;English] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:33:25 UTC

... Heeee. Did'ja know tha' America stole that li'l ditty, eh? Eh? 'S no' at all original!

[Audio;English] fallenfishes June 28 2009, 02:37:20 UTC

...Fin didn't know.

[Audio;English] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:42:13 UTC

Always takin' my things, y'know, never with my permission, and--... The deuce, am I on a boat?

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13sugars June 28 2009, 02:30:42 UTC

Are... are you feeling alright?

...

How many drinks did you have?

[audio:english] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:35:28 UTC

I only 'ad a few, chap.... Is the sidewalk spinning?

[audio:english] 13sugars June 28 2009, 02:37:18 UTC

How much does 'a few' translate into?

Because one or two doesn't make the sidewalk spin.

[audio:english] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:42:59 UTC

Y' know...? I los' count after seven.

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[text] moarcowbell June 28 2009, 02:32:06 UTC

And how does that make you feel?

[audio:english] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:36:42 UTC

Wot? ... Eh, speak up a touch, chap, can't quite hear you....

[audio:bad engrish] moarcowbell June 28 2009, 02:38:01 UTC

Ah.. fo sheezy?

[audio:english] englishpride June 28 2009, 02:44:52 UTC

.... You American 'r somethin'?

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