Bridal Rant - Funny

[littlestarletta]

A RANT TO ANYONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE WEDDING.

1. Don't tell me I'm fat, or that my boobs are too big to wear a strapless dress. I may be fat and have big boobs, but I'm still 30 years younger than you are. Besides, I can lose weight; you can't turn back the clock. Oh, and it's rude.

2. Don’t tell me that the venue/

Comments

[satankat666]

You see I don't have those problems, people have all been very nice and helpful for me(well, apart from some wedding dress shops). My dad is happy to pay and not expect to chose anything or invite any of his friends, he knows it's my wedding and I should be organising things how I want. My mum is miles away and not able to help. My stepfathers wife is helping alot giving me lifts to places and contacting different people about different things. Course people don't seem to always understand the fact that a snail mail address in the invitation and no email address means they are meant to reply in writing, not in email, not on MSN, not anywhere on the internet!!!!

[littlestarletta]

you are a very lucky woman. my dad has already told me to keep him as far away from my mom as possible, and one of my friends has already tried inviting himself to the wedding.

[satankat666]

Lol, well I think if my mum makes it up she'd like to be kept away from my dad and stepdad, but she tries to be civil to them and would like to be there for my wedding more then letting petty things like that get in the way.

[marlenerossiter]

Hahahaha. I love it!!

Thank you for posting & sharing!

<3

[thenakedspace]

Thank you!
I, too, am planning my wedding this Spring. Who knew that getting married was an open invitation for other people to screw with you?!? :)
I'm especially with you on the RSVP, goddammit, point.

[pixie3208]

This is amazing