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[endis_ni]

Oh gods. My mother has just sent me the following email. I suspect she mostly liked it for the pumping heart gifs that I've not reproduced below. Nor have I reproduced the near-random underlines, bolds, and red texts, for which everyone's eyes should be grateful

Comments

[doctor_kaos]

As a Doctor of Victorian Quarkery I would have to agree with the Chinese and Japanese.

Tea is nice.

[endis_ni]

Tea heals all some things!

[endis_ni]

Ta for this! I emailed it to my mother, and got a phone call back "ah...well...thank you." Which is the closest she can get to admitting she's wrong.

[endis_ni]

Ah, tiny pissant Wealden villages. Marden, Frittenden, Headcorn, they're all much the same.

[ash1977law]

Huh? What the hell.

Not only does this display an amazing lack of awareness about how digestion works, but about what a chain-letter is.
Still, nice way to say "I care about you and your health"

[thessalian]

Medical Secretary Powers say...

*drumroll*

...BULLSHIT. Done too much work in cardiology and gastro for that to fly; I'd have heard it by now.

[rjw76]

'tis bollocks. Everything inside you ends up at a nice 37 degrees fairly quickly regardless of its temperature when you put it there.

[wiffly_shwoo]

Just what I was thinking...