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[enchanted_jae]

Title: Malfoys Little Pussy
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: malfoy/Harry
Rating: Triple X baby!
Warning(s): a hole lotta sex
Additional warning: Author is not responsible for underage readers. Mind the rating and warning(s).
Word count: 717
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.

Comments

[bleedingangel84]

Oh my God! I was laughing and cringing through that whole thin. "Slythering Sex God" made me think of Draco as a snake animagus doing wicked things to Harry's bottom. This was so bad it was perfect. <3

[enchanted_jae]

It was a struggle NOT correcting typos, let me tell you. Guh. I laughed my way through writing it, though, and I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it, too.

[dracogotgame]

Oh...wow.

O.O

So many great lines! The epithets and the typos and Malfoy whispering in 'France'...ooh la la! XD

Well done, Jae. It was truly horrible :P

[enchanted_jae]

*preens in horrible glory*

[phoenixacid]

Ahahaha, I can't say I'm sorry about bad!fic enabling! *giggles*

"Malfoy trust harder and harder, robbing Harry's postrate each time he banged him."

"I want to fill you feeling me up for DAYS!"

OMG.

[enchanted_jae]

My regret is that I did not manage to reach the same heights of horribleness that some of the others did. Le sigh.

*laughs*

[white_apple_ink]

wow...

the grammar hurt more than the similes (X_X)

:) good job in making me cringe more than a squick!... i think.

[enchanted_jae]

I had to force myself not to correct all of that.

Writing it was cringe-worthy, too, but a lot of fun!

[0idontknow0]

you want me to slam your hams with my wicked sausage.

XD

So bad it was good!

[enchanted_jae]

It was dreadful.

Ha ha!