Title: Blank Space 71
Author:
enchanted_jaeCharacters: Draco/Harry
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Mpreg, suggestion
Word count: 255
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for:
hp_bunintheoven March prompt - 'Surprise! It's triplets!'
Summary: Subliminal suggestion
While donning their pyjamas in preparation for bed, Draco stepped closer to Harry to compare their stomachs. "Look how much larger you are."
"That's what all the blokes say."
"Git, I meant your belly."
"I'm several weeks pregnanter," Harry reminded him.
"That's not a word," Draco reminded Harry. "What if you're going to have twins?"
"Twins?!" cried Harry, clearly aghast at the thought. "Just for that, I hope you have triplets."
"Triplets?!" Draco exclaimed. "Are you trying to kill me?!"
The medi-witch smiled at Draco and spoke in a soothing voice. "Let's just see how you're progressing, Mr Malfoy." She waved her wand to and fro and sprinkled glitter on his distended stomach.
"Surprise! It's triplets!"
Draco sat up in shock.
"No!"
Draco's heart was pounding in his chest, and his brow was damp with sweat. Beside him, Harry stirred.
"Wha's wrong?"
"You imbecile," growled Draco, turning on the light and wincing in the sudden brightness.
Harry dragged the duvet over his eyes. "What did I do?" he whined from beneath the covers.
"I dreamed I was having triplets! It was a nightmare!"
Harry pulled the blanket down and laughed.
"Shut your gob before I punch you."
"You can't punch me," Harry protested. "I'm pregnant."
"I shall punch you in the mouth," Draco announced. "That won't cause any harm."
Harry scowled at him. "How will I eat? I need to eat, you know."
Draco had to admit he made a good point. "Very well," he conceded. "I'll delay punching you until after your babies are born."
Blank Space 72