Remindeer 2
Title: Remindeer 2
Author: enchanted_jae
Character(s): Harry (background H/D)
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Naughtiness
Word count: 335
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's note: Follows Remindeer
Written for:
★ Jae's Advent Drabbles #15 for sesheta_66 - stocking-stuffer
★ AdventDrabbles #15 - jingle balls
Summary: Harry gets another unwelcome reminder of what Draco wants for Christmas.
Harry ambled into the library, in search of a particular book of recipes. He would have preferred to keep his recipe books in the kitchen, but Draco wouldn't have it. He'd once told Harry, 'Since we have a library, we are going to use it for its intended purpose.'
Harry rolled his eyes at the memory. Draco wasn't home at the time, so it wasn't as if he'd catch Harry in the act of mocking him.
As he walked across the library to get the book he wanted, Harry turned to admire the stockings that he and Draco had hung over the mantel of the small fireplace. They had opted for blue and white stockings, so as not to appear to favor either of their former Hogwarts Houses. Harry hesitated when he noticed that his stocking held a suspicious bulge. He was puzzled, because they had agreed not to put any gifts in their stockings until Christmas Eve.
Harry went over for a peek. He reached into his stocking and withdrew the stocking stuffer.
"Ugh," Harry grimaced, recognizing the horrible plush reindeer that Draco had hidden in the cupboard earlier in the week. If anything, it was even more ugly than before. Harry decided he especially disliked its googly eyes. They seemed so...judgmental.
Once again, there was a scrap of parchment attached to the reindeer's harness. Harry removed it and unfurled the parchment. His eyebrows shot up. It was a picture of a dong with a pair of strategically placed bells, and Jingle Balls was written on the shaft of the dong. Below the picture was a message from Draco:
Fewer than fifteen days until Christmas! Shop wisely!
Harry wasn't entirely certain what Draco was getting at. Did his boyfriend want a new sex toy? Did such a product even exist? Harry sighed and shook his head before stuffing the hideous reindeer out of sight behind a stack of books.
Remindeer 3
Author: enchanted_jae
Character(s): Harry (background H/D)
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Naughtiness
Word count: 335
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's note: Follows Remindeer
Written for:
★ Jae's Advent Drabbles #15 for sesheta_66 - stocking-stuffer
★ AdventDrabbles #15 - jingle balls
Summary: Harry gets another unwelcome reminder of what Draco wants for Christmas.
Harry ambled into the library, in search of a particular book of recipes. He would have preferred to keep his recipe books in the kitchen, but Draco wouldn't have it. He'd once told Harry, 'Since we have a library, we are going to use it for its intended purpose.'
Harry rolled his eyes at the memory. Draco wasn't home at the time, so it wasn't as if he'd catch Harry in the act of mocking him.
As he walked across the library to get the book he wanted, Harry turned to admire the stockings that he and Draco had hung over the mantel of the small fireplace. They had opted for blue and white stockings, so as not to appear to favor either of their former Hogwarts Houses. Harry hesitated when he noticed that his stocking held a suspicious bulge. He was puzzled, because they had agreed not to put any gifts in their stockings until Christmas Eve.
Harry went over for a peek. He reached into his stocking and withdrew the stocking stuffer.
"Ugh," Harry grimaced, recognizing the horrible plush reindeer that Draco had hidden in the cupboard earlier in the week. If anything, it was even more ugly than before. Harry decided he especially disliked its googly eyes. They seemed so...judgmental.
Once again, there was a scrap of parchment attached to the reindeer's harness. Harry removed it and unfurled the parchment. His eyebrows shot up. It was a picture of a dong with a pair of strategically placed bells, and Jingle Balls was written on the shaft of the dong. Below the picture was a message from Draco:
Fewer than fifteen days until Christmas! Shop wisely!
Harry wasn't entirely certain what Draco was getting at. Did his boyfriend want a new sex toy? Did such a product even exist? Harry sighed and shook his head before stuffing the hideous reindeer out of sight behind a stack of books.
Remindeer 3