You can't use the word "Species" four times in a five sentence paragraph.

Makes baby Jesus cry.

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Lol. Anyone else think they went "whoo hoo! New technology!" and thus a little OTT?

(Well, I'm amused)

So, I, for some unknown reason, was just watching the Footy Show. And had a life-altering moment.....

Why am I bothering with Uni? Why spend the next three and a half years in University, slogging away at my degree, when OBVIOUSLY all the cool girls are becoming Cheerleaders. ......

So, I thought to myself, I can do this.....
( Requirements to be found within )

The first Christmas decorations

Page 48, Target catalogue.

Dear dipshit,
Sending me the EXACT same junk mail message 172 times in less than two hours will NOT make me more likely to go to your site to buy a "Classical replica watch" and "not be late for school".

Please either go fuck yourself or curl up in a ball and die a painful death,
Emily (email address withheld)