Remember me ...

[emptyvisions]

"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about

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[girlguitarist]

remember that time we started a norwegian metal band and trashed that hotel room in switzerland? i can't believe bob dylan was staying in the next room and called security on us. we sure showed him by pushing him off the balcony! too bad he can fly.

[emptyvisions]

yeah, too bad he cant navigate so well. Flying right in through that window, boy were those people pissed. but it least it enabled us to make a quick escape and disappear in that bar. the cops couldn't tell us apart from the rest of the leather wearing crowd.

[zagg]

dude, rememember when we got hired by those hollywood bigshots to write and direct that musical that had everyone wearing top hats with brooklyn-ese accents, dancing around bollywood style singing about aids, love and various bohemias ? i can't beleive we spent ALL that money all on buying a months worth of whore's services in russia. shit.

[emptyvisions]

yes, but what we gained from that month is something we will carry with us for the rest of our lives.

at least that's what my doctor says.

and our santa fe song totally rocked.

[zagg]

hmm, my doctor said it was nothing a few shots of pennicillian won't cure - sorry about your luck.

[emptyvisions]

its okay, i heard of a doctor in cambodia who fix me right up, and ive been blackmailing the star of our musical to build up my cash supply. Which means i've had to put off writing my tell-all until after I'm cured, but hey, small price to pay.

p.s. lee hays rocks. i'm currently obsessed with finding out about him, the way i was with cisco houston a year or so ago. i love my folkie heroes.

[freakchild]

remember when we successfully took over the united states, only to be run over the next day by that drunk guy we put in charge of security? being in the hospital for seven months sucked and we ended up being overthrown and put in jail as soon as we were released. it's a good thing you took all those secret papers with you so now we can send them to foreign leaders.

[emptyvisions]

yeah, we definitely learned a lesson from that one: junkies are much more reliable than drunks, as long as you keep them well supplied.

i was thinking maybe i should post them on the internet instead. it'd be a blast.

well, the u.s. was a bust. what country should we take over next? i'm getting the itch.

[embryomystic]

Remember the Alamo!

[zagg]

yes, actually - i do!

[emptyvisions]

Good little party, that.

[danger_ranger]

don't you remember that time we took those pills we found on the floor and drove to mexico?
i remember those prostitutes....the thick matted greasy hairs smelling of hot peppers. the absolute bowel infringement after drinking the water for five straight days..though i only remember being there two days and you only five hours. it doesn't surprise me though. you were always like that.

[emptyvisions]

mexico? man, i thought that we were in istanbul. that clears things up a bit.
yep, i like me some whores.

well, i ran off with that one-eyed girl and we started a life together in a little shack, growing soybeans and drinking red wine all day. it was great until she chased me off with a shotgun. but it's alright, i'd always wanted a bullet wound on my ass.