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blame maria

Sep 15, 2011 19:57

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defyyourhunger: balthazar ( au. ), eyebrowsyou: amelia raymond | london, stillthegirl: teagan ( au. ), sharperthan: emily kingston, fuckyouwhale: dorpheen, fuckyoumammals: sharuku, wigglesalong: tristan knight, chosenmy: rothav, justsqueeze: pathos, switchgun: riley, howmised: emilia gorski ( au. ), neverbreaks: julia gorski-grumley, everbreaks: julia g. | demoira ( au. ), weaponof: gonçalo tavares, #candlejack, anopenhand: sayanine, madeamillion: stephanos, *action, cardinalyellow: gaspar justo, typeright: julia "jules" grumley, eventhegood: teagan, monstrouslies: romazvhir, hicanistabyou: sydney meza, heynobiggie: tom hargreaves, - open, earhear: isma, wantsakitteh: andël vlcěk

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monstrouslies September 15 2011, 19:00:25 UTC

[ PUNCHES A SHARK TO DEATH! ]

weaponof September 15 2011, 19:01:14 UTC

[of course you turned it into a gif YA GODDAMN HIPSTER]

I want to say I've seen weirder, but this is just fucked up.

sharperthan September 15 2011, 19:07:59 UTC

[ SHUT UP, "LOOK AT MY NEW SHIRT IT HAS BIRDS/OWLS/FEATHERS IN IT"

Trying to avoid being eaten by a flying shark HEEELLPPP MEEEE ]

weaponof September 15 2011, 19:10:57 UTC

[WHAT WAS THAT "I NEVER BOUGHT A PACK OF FAGS I ONLY ROLL MY OWN"]

Oh. [Seeing her now.] Damn.

Good thing that's not me.

[Duhehe. He's feeling rather smug about it, too, until he sees a shadow looming above him. SO FUCK THAT SHIT HE'S RUNNING TOO NOW]

sharperthan September 15 2011, 19:16:31 UTC

[ IT'S CALLED BEING CHEAP YOU IDIOT are we going out for coffee bitchface ]

[ YEAH, BITCH, YOU BETTER RUN, 'CAUSE SHE'S RUNNING IN YOUR DIRECTION AND THE SHARK IS FOLLOWING HER.

Also she run like a mother fucking gazelle. You know the trick about living flying sharks?

Just make sure the other person is slower than you. ]

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chosenmy September 15 2011, 19:03:08 UTC

... This isn't happening.

[fuck my afterlife]

defyyourhunger September 15 2011, 19:04:39 UTC

[ Qué. ]

hicanistabyou September 15 2011, 19:12:59 UTC

[Oh my, look at this nice girl all drenched in blood with a bigass knife in her hand. How do you do.]

You. Give me your jacket.

defyyourhunger September 15 2011, 19:47:21 UTC

[ He stares at her, the knife, the blood and then frowns slightly. He's not particularly bothered by a knife and he's pretty sure monsters don't use knives, so he won't comply. ]

That's not your blood, is it?

hicanistabyou September 15 2011, 19:50:00 UTC

[She's looking at him like he just asked the dumbest question in the world.]

Of course it's not my blood.

I said I need your jacket.

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anopenhand September 15 2011, 19:05:01 UTC

[They're all flying the fuck away from her. I WONDER WHY.]

Oh, you are precious...

stillthegirl September 15 2011, 20:40:04 UTC

Precious? Really? [ Teagan has twigs in her hair and is so done with this dodging and punching sharks business. ] Of all the adjectives in the world, that is probably the last anyone would associate with a shark... much less a flying one.

anopenhand September 15 2011, 20:44:11 UTC

Look at them, darling. [Yes, darling, because she's sure you're a very lovely hybrid.] Their teeth... Their fluidity.

I never thought I'd have the chance to witness their work.

[and she smiles at Teagan with that. It's so obvious that she means it, and that makes her seem all the less lucid.]

stillthegirl September 15 2011, 20:55:55 UTC

[ Darling? Teagan doesn't think anyone has ever called her that... mind you this woman makes it seem wildly creepy, so she isn't sure she likes it much. ]

We don't think or expect a lot of things, really, but this place likes to be full of surprises.

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