so i was searching youtube for old music, and i was listening to something by billie holiday, and i looked at the comments ( Read more... )

(you = my aunt) (he = my uncle ( Read more... )

i wish i were empty, so that i wouldnt feel anything.

Andrea:
"you associate sex with pie? do you keep pie in your night stand?" you know who just said that?

Allen:
no
who?

Andrea:
my grandma said it to my grandpa who responded "no, but thats not a bad idea"

i need a good book to read!! someone tell me about a good book! =?

yesterday dalton, dell and i discussed that we should take a trip to mexico in december ( Read more... )

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell ( Read more... )

I want to rename my dog.
King-key is too pervy (thanks Ivan),
and Kitty is not very creative.

here are some ideas.

Cheetoh(s)
Kurby
Beans
Jinx
Velcro
Diddley

i like the food names the best, lol =]

i dont think ill be drinking anymore. lol =]

"saDSFERR43" thats what my dog wanted to type on here...

apperently me not drinking anymore is saD? O.o
that hurts kitty.

almost 2am, i finished my paper, but i think it was too elaborate. i don't know. if i don't get an "A" on it, i'm going walk up to the teacher and ask "what the fuck, man ( Read more... )