Stargate Atlantis: Dirty Fetish Secrets | Short Fic
Title: Dirty Fetish Secrets
Author: emperorinsanity
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG
Summary: McKay and Cadman go on a date back on Earth.
Characters: Rodney McKay & Laura Cadman
Pairings: McKay/Cadman
Timeline: Pre-"First Strike"
A/N: This is a follow up to my previous fic: Such A Lemon
Warning: Un-beta’d
Disclaimer: Don't own SGA or its characters.
"Hold it," Cadman said. "Back up the pony there. Celine Dion?"
"Yes," McKay said simply.
"Figures that you'd like a Canadian singer," Laura teased.
"Can we please find something else to talk about?" McKay asked, irritated.
"Okay, sure," Cadman said with a smile. She locked her hand with his as they walked along the beack under the moon light. "What kinda kinky things do you like?"
McKay stopped in midstep and beamed a look at her. "You were inside my head long enough to know what kinda thoughts go through my head."
"Oh, yeah," Laura said with a giggle.
"What?" Rodney asked. "Okay, I tell you what. Tell me what kind of kinky things I like."
"Okay, you asked for it," she told him. "You have a freaky fetish about girls dressing up like Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi in her metal bikini."
McKay blushed slightly and smiled.
"Then there's the creepy fantasy about a woman dressing up and painting herself green like Princess Fiona," Cadman added.
"What's wrong with that?"
"Well, I don't know," she admitted. "I mean, I'm not gonna be painting my very fine ass," she slapped her ass, "green."
"Well, it was worth a try," McKay said with a smile as he interlocked his hand with hers and began to walk along with her again.