I'm really sad about the Girls Next Door you guys. If this myriad of poly amory, pragmatism, photoshop, and pasties can't end happily ever after, where in the ever expanding universe of cable television can we turn to find love? Rock of Love III?!?! Secretly hoping Katie Couric and Sarah Palin just start making out? It's heart breaking ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzFFPdM884&feature=related

dear loyal readerz,

sorry about the emotastic stuff. I forgot it was Apple Eve and I have hard cider and all kinds of happiness. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

OMG MUST DO SOME RESEARCH FOR HEALF PAPER

OMG NO MUST NOT

OMG MUST LISTEN TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND EAT COFFEEEEEZ

fuck, you guys, just fuck.

I feel like I don't just hurt people, I disfigure them in really bbizzarre ways. Like if you were to trip over a tree root and break your brain stem and become quadriplegic, or a coffee spill resulting in third-degree burns ( Read more... )

My roommate found someone else's itunes library ( Read more... )

I live in a room with two girls. And we all get along great. But the room is so hot, so hot, so hot, so hot, so hot, so hot. I'm just in my little green dress, glistening.

but we can't open the window because there's a crazy guy runnning aroudn campus.

i really hates that french. devoirs devoirs devoirs.

tiiiired

REALLY USEFUL PURCHASES I HAVE MADE AT COLLEGE SO FAR ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )

1. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? No
2. Logic or art? There is beauty in each
3. What is the last compliment you gave? “You have good taste”
4. Do you believe animals have souls? YES
5. Would you cry if myspace stopped working? No
6. Apple or Microsoft? Apple
7. McDonalds or Burger King? Burger King
8. Have you ever broken a bone? No ( Read more... )