Two days ago, someone was mugged in
Inglewood. Once the blood was scrubbed off the sidewalk, the following was found to be written:
This,
apparently, is not some blog prank like I myself originally thought, but a true story.
So I've got eight days left to live, what to do? Well, first off its really a shame for my life to be cut short like this... I mean in order to finish 30 in 30 now I'm going to have to write all my entries before the 18th and post-date the remaining 12.
What else to do with my remaining eight days of life?
1. Well... fuck finals!!!
2. Convert to as many religions as I can simulteniously belong to. Protestantism should be easy, all I have to do is proclaim that I agree that this guy Jesus died so that his father would go easy on us; as far as I can tell there's nothing invalidating one's protestant status really in following the requirements of conversion to Catholicism, which I think involves taking a bath or something. Then there's Islam: (a) Proclaim there is no God but Allah (easy, he's the same God the other monotheists believe in, and they don't care what I call him), (b) and Mohammed is his prophet (sure why not. Also not actually mutually exclusive with the Christian requirements), and then pray several times a day (hey I can do it on the last day and get out of too much of this).
shid informs me it takes a year to become a Morman & nine months to become Jewish so I guess those are out. Scientology just requires money, but.. ugh no.
3. I leave my livejournal to
Bailey. He'll probably put it to better use than me anyway.
4. Who knows where my soul will go, but I give Mitchell Schwartz's soul (which I bought in math class in HS for a sheet of graph paper) to
shid, and Lacy LeMaster's soul (cute goth girl, soul bought in English class for two sheet's of normal paper) to Rob Pedersen (
stunman).
Entry of the Day: You know what? Like I said, I ain't gonna bullshit you. I mean there were some decent entries today, but nothing spectacular. Instead, I give you an entry I should have linked to yesterday, a post from three years ago,
Kristy getting attacked by wasps!! Previously on Emosnail
Three Years Ago Today:
On Getting Jumped - Leads on who those dastards were. Not that Officer Chang gives a rats ass.
Year Ago Today:
Pictures of Shiznaz - For 30 in 30 II Entry 10 I decide just to take a bunch of pictures of random shiznaz in my room.
PS: I saw someone wearing a "Go Pre!" shirt in the checkout line at the grocery store the other day. I found this suprising since its been some 31 years since
Prefontaine died.