Hey Mr. Bush,
Instead of going to Iraq to 'spread democracy,' maybe we coulda gone to Myanmar (Burma) instead? Just an idea. They woulda been a lot easier. (than Iraq) But that's right Mr. Bush, Myanmar doesn't have oil. Sorry.

What kind of country holds a nobel laureate in jail, extending his/her sentence without explanation- no official ( Read more... )

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so somebody t-boned my car along the lake when I was driving with katya and potter, it was really scary, and totally not my fault (thank you police/runner/witnesses ( Read more... )

I always dial her number ( Read more... )

humans have one atom,
atom bombs have two.

scratch that my day just got better:

JERRY FALWELL IS DEAD!!!!

YES!!!!!!! HEDONISTS REJOICE!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SCHOOL ( Read more... )

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... wheeeeeeee ( Read more... )

florida was nice. especially being stranded on an island in the gulf and having to swim/ climb over mangrove islands back to my house while my feet are bleeding (uh oh sharkeys)

but today we went at one in the morning to the dells!