To quote the ever-eloquent J. G. Schwartz:

"Hells yeah, ladies*."

*laydeez

New AIM Screenname = Robot Heist

Thoughts On The Dinosaur Costumes for Halloween

1. Cardboard boxes
Where will we find carboard boxes large enough to make dinosaur bodies with?

2. Size
I'm imagining these will be quite large; how will we carry books with these costumes on?

3. Heat
Cardboard gets hot easily. We may want venting. Or air fresheners.

4. Mouth
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...I've spent an hour writing two of four paragraphs of this stupid fucking essay.

It's official: I now hate The Odyssey.

...today I was told that I have teeth like a Spongemonkey (i.e.; the things from rathergood/Quizno's comercials).

I don't, do I?

On Saturday, I had to go out to the car because I left my meds out there. I wasn't wearing any shoes, however. Dad said "don't step on any rusty nails". Guess what I stepped on.

...a rock. Hahahaha.

Oh, you guys are too easy.

Not only did we forget to get kazoos, we also forgot to ask Brad Chris Ryan Dennis Frank to run away with us.

Reverend JESSICA SCHWARTZ has been ordained to the Universal Life Church this Thursday the 19th of February 2004 12:14:19 PM

Broadway plays are really sparkly.

Dear Mywebpage.Netscape,

I do not have the motherfucking time to fucking deal with you. I have a Newsweek-esque paper due tomorrow. Newsweek always has pictures with the articles. This is a My Turn essay, and there are always pictures of the author (that'd be me).

So give me my motherfucking pictures, bitch.

Love,
Jezzt