omg i'm posting again. i love having a laptop. it's the greatest thing ever. i just painted my toenails. i'm waiting for andy to call me back. blah. fuck it. i'll go internet at andy's.

according to lj i haven't posted in 5 weeks. omega. there isn't a whole lot going on. i have a laptop. it's the greatest thing ever. it came with windows vista premium. it's weird. i've never had a genuine copy of windows before. i've always had illegal copies. i like vista. it's pretty. it took a minute to get used to it, but now i love it. i just ( Read more... )

omg. it's hot. very, very hot. i think i'm going to die. also, i am hungry. i want dinner. sacramento is lame.

no work today. yayface. going county fair-ing later. should be fun. apparently i'm supposed to get married soon. i went to a wedding this weekend and i caught the bouquet. it was crazy. it was my first ever mexican wedding. there were mariachis. the whole ceremony was in spanish. they served goat. the list of insanity goes on and on. it was ( Read more... )

i'm at work. it is lame. my boss is not here, as well as the cuntymccuntface that rats me out when i internet. so, i'm posting on lj. woot. i got these noise-cancelling headphones. they're great. my birthday is 62 hours away. woo! i'm going to legally get shitfaced for the first time ever. yay. i really don't have a whole lot to say. i'm gonna go ( Read more... )

i'm bored. my hands are cold. this post has no point. i tore up my finger on a staple today. it looks gross. i think i'm hungry. i think i might go work on my puzzle in a bit. i got frustrated with it last night. new year's was decent. i got drunk on $4 champagne. i had sex for a ridiculous amount of time. yesterday i slept until 1:00pm. i have ( Read more... )

work is lame. my boss isn't here so i've been internetting all morning. i'm sleepy. i should have stayed in bed. so, does anyone want to give me money? i'm not completely broke yet, but i'm getting there. i'm not christmasing this year. everyone's getting christmas cards from the dollar store. i really want to take a nap. work is lame. i wish i had ( Read more... )

so...it's been ages since i updated this thing. i just lost interest. people got boring. i ran out of things to talk about. so, now i'm back. woo. i doubt i'll start posting regularly. i mean, it's a possibility, but it's not very likely. so, yeah. i don't even know if anyone reads this anymore. if anyone does, here's an overview of the past six ( Read more... )

so, i haven't updated in forever. i haven't interneted in forever. it's not that i've been super busy. i just got bored with lj.

stuff has happened since the last time i updated. everyone who needs to know has been informed. there isn't much that needs to be said here. anything i should know about? did anyone miss me?

nothing exciting has happened. i'm tired. it's monday. i don't want to go to work. my stomach is eating itself. this weekend sucked. i'm waiting for my ipod to finish updating. it's taking forever. i'm probably going to be late for work. i don't care. my lips are chapped. allison: call me. now.