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Dinner and a Cockblock at the Sixth Annual Bruce Wayne Extrava-gala.

Jul 17, 2011 22:23

Author: emocezi
Title: Dinner and a Cockblock at the Sixth Annual Bruce Wayne Extrava-gala.
Wordcount: 803
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own The Losers or Batman nor do I make a profit from this work of fiction.
A/N: You can thank my parents friend Andrew for Jensen's opening line. I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair at dinner when he said ( Read more... )

bruce, cougar, dick, clay, jensen, pooch, fandom: losers, barbara, roque, fandom: batman

Comments 16

kyuubi_paw July 18 2011, 04:30:51 UTC

I LOVE YOU!!!

Jake being an ass just because he wants to, and Dick being not picky, and Barbara being all "wedding bells this way come"

I just want to flail all over you and not squeal loud enough to wake the neighborhood. :3

emocezi July 18 2011, 04:32:00 UTC

Hee hee, considering where you live, that might be a bad idea. But I'm glad you like. :D

emocezi July 18 2011, 16:13:55 UTC

And also, he wasn't just randomly being an ass. It's payback.

This is payback for last night, when Dick sent Cougar and Roque to Bruce’s room, telling them Jensen had moved wings as the room he normally stayed in was undergoing renovations.

So he has a reason for being an ass.

shanachie_quill July 18 2011, 15:56:07 UTC

ROTFL Oh Jensen...one of these days you and Dick are going to piss Bruce off too much and he's going to drop you off a building.

This was awesome! I love it! LOL and dude the blowjob comment. ROCKED!

And Dick...attempting to piss off Cougar...that's catching a well cougar by the tail.

Hysterical work on this one :-)

emocezi July 18 2011, 15:57:55 UTC

Hee hee.

Thanks. This seems to be my go-to verse for when I don't want to work on anything else.

Glad you liked bb.

shanachie_quill July 18 2011, 17:05:15 UTC

I fully support and encourage this procrastination!

Okay this is me...buckling down and getting. shit. done! I solemnly swear!

irishjeeper July 18 2011, 15:59:27 UTC

This ... *giggles* ... this made me laugh way too loud ... good thing the boss is gone.

Lovely ... just lovely. I heart Jensen so very very much. :)

emocezi July 18 2011, 16:01:56 UTC

:D

Glad you liked bb.

lassroyale July 18 2011, 15:59:39 UTC

I love how cocky Dick is even after Jensen's little performance. They play off eachother so well and there's something to be admired about someone who can take Jensen's brand of humor and "affection" in stride.

Also? I love that Bruce doesnt' say anything and just removes Jensen from the room, running immediate damage control. Seriously, I'm sure if he could've figured out a way to have Batman go in there and smite Jensen in his seat, he would've.

My favorite part about the Babs/Jensen interaction is the fact that he doesn't want to hear about this imaginary wedding plans, because he doesn't want to know how unimaginative she is. Oh Jensen...you are a piece of work.

Great job!

emocezi July 18 2011, 16:10:53 UTC

Dick is an asshole, he learned it from Bruce, and considering he was raised with Jensen, he knows how to deal with his shenanigans.

And yeah, Bruce learned early on that the best way to do damage control with Jensen, is just to take him out of the situation, because anything else will just make it worse.

And HA. He'd be like "Really...THAT's your dress? It's kind of...boring. And come on, Hawaii for the honeymoon? Can you GET more clichéd?" and she'd be so embarrassed she wouldn't be able to look at him because she dissapointed him with their imaginary wedding plans.

Oh Jensen. ::Looks at him fondly::

Thanks!!

guiltywords July 20 2011, 06:28:02 UTC

That first bit is epic. Epic.

emocezi July 20 2011, 10:36:12 UTC

I know right.