So Sam's been talking nonstop about this girl Allison he met the other day while eating a burrito.

Man I got so crunk with Larry again last night.

OMG Valery totally slept with Larry. I hate them both.

So I met this fly honey Valery today.

You know what is hot? People wearing belts around their upper torso. There's nothing like a girl who looks like she needs to keep her ribcage restrained but not her pants. hott.

Someday I want to meet someone who is a raging communist, yet likes kittens and has a burning puritan hatred for everything even remotely morally degenerative or capitalistic.

Man I crave a burrito.

Jimmy and Betty and I went out to drink. She went batshit as usual and we went home and then Jimmy got mad.

My bum itches.