Give compliments to your f-list. But don't put the names next to them. See if they can guess who they are ( Read more... )

I've decided that one of the most important things involved in a marraige is thinking before you act or speak. Because in the end, you have to decide if you're ever going to be able to make up for whatever it is you said or did to the person you love. And the thing is, if it's too bad, you may never be able to make it up ( Read more... )

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...And most of the Weasleys and Cedric, too by the looks of it...


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My Anniversary Present:

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I have come to the conclusion that there must be some rule that if you live in the ghetto, someone on your street must set their house on fire at least once every six months. At least that's how often it is in the ghetto I live in.

Wow what a great justice system we have in this country. Murderers and sex offenders can get passed by the system totally or get out of their sentence within a few years but I have to pay $160 for a broken tail light on a car I NO LONGER OWN ( Read more... )

I got a three dollar tip today from a large drunk black guy because i'm "hot." He didn't even order pizza- he was just at some people's house that ordered. They couldn't find their money so they were walking around the house looking for it and all the while the guy alternated between directly telling me how hot I was and just saying things to ( Read more... )