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[emnity]

somebody shoot me in the face. i don't eneb care that i will die ugly and faceless, or that i will have a closed casket at my viewing. my teacher just gave us 36 more pages of notes that we need to have down for our test tomorrow. his words of encouragement, "don't memorize it just understand it." what the fuck!? at least i'm not the only one,

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[butterickcole]

You'll never become world
champion in the sport of
competitive eating if you
have an upset stomach!

[emnity]

that's true. maybe that's why they are always sponsored by alka seltzer.