My job is very hard work but it is never, ever dull.

And today I got to see a chest tube inserted and I got a free hemostat! So that's nice.

I have a yen to visit Iceland.

I would be totally okay with American Apparel selling metallic leggings for toddlers if they would promise to stop selling them for adults.

So Michael Jackson... eh.

But Billy Mays? I am genuinely bummed.

In addition to wishing I could do cartwheels, I wish I had a rottweiler.

I bought a package of yoga pants at Sam's Club (yes they have everything in bulk) and they are cute and comfy and about four inches too long. Who are you marketing to, Sam's Club? I am a woman of average height! I do not need cathedral-length pants! Nor do most Sam's Club shoppers, I fancy ( Read more... )

My Sims, Bubbles and Parker McGee, are now the proud parents of Sprinkles and Sparkles McGee, following a gestation of approximately three days and a very glittery home birth.

How to be an entitled asshole in the ER: A special report by CNNRemember, folks, if you successfully line jump after triage, you're shoving in front of someone a medical professional has already determined to be in more serious condition than you are ( Read more... )

I wish that I could do cartwheels.

My life contains a dearth of extreme cuteness and an excess of ants.

SOLUTION!

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