Apparently that is the case, miss. Yesterday morning a bundle of newspapers appeared on my porch with my name and a route on it. I guess I'm a paperboy!
...I did deliver them. I figured, why not? I've never had a job before, it sounded fun. Plus it gave me a chance to scope out the neighborhood a bit more.
I went to my job recently too. Everyone treated me like I've worked there forever.
I felt every minute go by. I knew there was a reason I worked an exciting job before getting pulled 'ere. I even miss being shot at and stabbed in comparison.
Comments 23
H-Hey, Mariya... don't you think you're taking this just a little too far? I mean, I don't have a problem with tying them up, but...
Reply
Besides, they're creepy and disgusting.
Reply
Reply
Reply
...I did deliver them. I figured, why not? I've never had a job before, it sounded fun. Plus it gave me a chance to scope out the neighborhood a bit more.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
[Oh, isn't someone smarmy.]
Reply
Oh, but waitressing is plenty interesting. I'll get to meet so many people.
Reply
At my job, I get to meet interesting people and poke them with needles.
[So this is a lie, but whatever makes changing bed sheets sound cooler.]
Reply
Reply
I felt every minute go by. I knew there was a reason I worked an exciting job before getting pulled 'ere. I even miss being shot at and stabbed in comparison.
Reply
Reply
Though still, I quite liked my old job. The job they gave me 'ere is so very boring.
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment