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[emily_goddess]

So while we were in Maine, the upstairs neighbors were at the Cape, and so the house was uninhabited for a few days. And you know what happens when a house is uninhabited: the critters come out. The neighbors came home this evening, and I was sitting on their kitchen floor playing with their dog, when I glanced up at one of the lights and noticed a

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[fredericks]

HOMG to that entire post. Especially:
And he let it hang there while the neighbors went "ooh" and "aah".
DANIEL!!! Ewww!

Spiders and I don't get along either. Remember those Zoo books from elementary school? The ones with the profiles of various animals with the neat realistic pictures/photos? My brother once chased me around the house until I locked myself in the basement with the one on spiders. And for the last two years we've had these MUTANT spiders in the backyard. I'd taken to calling the most aggressive ones Peter Parker: they'd run webs from the oak tree in my neighbor's yard to our house. One massive brown spider with a web that was damn near 20 feet in diameter. Luckily I haven't seen any this year. Meh.

[lambbaby]

I would have died. I HATEHATEHATE spiders.