i remembered...

[emily_____diane]

PETER: i'm gonna go make a bagel, and have sex with it.
QUAGMIR: butter's in the fridge!

its still funny.

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[rouxjuniper]

brian called kelsey the other day and i said to him:
"tell her 'butter's in the fridge' -she'll get it."

...i don't think he ever told her

fucking brian

[emily_____diane]

i know, fucking brian.