Fic: "Illicit" -- Kurt/Blaine. 5+1 pot-smoking fic. <3

[emilianadarling]

My apologies for the long wait for the next chapter of the "Body" podfic, everyone! I've been scrambling like a crazy person to get this beast finished before Uni goes into full swing.

Also: I wrote something happy for once!! :D I hope you enjoy, even if something like this isn't usually your style!

<3

Title: Illicit (or 'Five times Kurt and

Comments

[amordemealma]

Unlike my dapper best friend, i will follow you anywhere, even in drug use. wait, that came out wrong...oh well and this is fabulous as usual. i think you've set up a very plausible situation in which the boys would do something like this, particularly Kurt, cause i had to suspend belief for a second to actually start reading this fic, but i think you make it work. I can see where that mindset might come from that would make him give in and try it.

and i can totally see the warblers being casual pot smokers. I don't know why, but i can.

and can i just say i love how all the warblers seemed tuned into the Klaine love, even if they themselves are not. and cuddly Klaine is the best. even if they are high while doing it.

also...Kurt starting to strip and not realize it was fantabulous. cause he would totally worry about his clothes, and under the influence, i can see him not completely thinking that one through.

anyways, it's late, and typing is a pain right nowstupid ass broken finger,, but i will slowly make my way through

[callmerayray]

Not happening, darling. I don't do drug!fics even more than I don't do death!fics. I'll just wait for her next masterpiece.

[amordemealma]

but it's fabulous!

[emilianadarling]

<3

[cassidychase]

I usually don't bother with drug fics honestly. I'm a no-smoking-no-drugs-no-alcohol girl. BUT because it's you writing and I know you've put a fair amount of time into this, I'm willing to give this a shot. I was already rolling my eyes at the boys halfway through their pot smoking. I think it's the promise that this is gonna be somewhat smutty that's keeping me going LOL

So this fic breaks off from canon after sexy? OK then, interested to see where else this goes. I love the conspiring warblers XD

[cassidychase]

ok nevermind about the breaking off from canon, I just realized that you're just adding pot smoking into the time line XD

What prompted this particular subject though? I mean, besides the meme prompt. Any background with pot that you might like to share with us? *wiggles eyebrows* XD Lol, just kidding XD You don't need to answer if don't want to XD

[emilianadarling]

Lol, I should've read your second comment before responding to your first. XD Yup, the story is completely in line with canon. Just with a little bit of marijuana on the side. :)

And yes, I smoke pot. :) Of course I'm happy to talk about it, lovely! I wouldn't post a story like this if I wasn't totally comfortable with talking about my own marijuana usage. (Plus, if I can chat casually about smoking weed with my own mother, I think I can talk about it with people on the internet without any problems. ;D) Honestly, this story has been spinning around my head for ages. Pot can be so, so very intimate and wonderful and lovely if you do it in a safe environment with someone you trust who also enjoys it. And stoned!sex? Is just the best thing in the whole world. The best thing. Marijuana is such an interesting thing to experience, it deserves a million fics about it! :)

[cassidychase]

Fascinating really, your open relationship with your mom. I live a really sheltered life with a mom who prob wouldn't actively restrict me from trying stuff cause she's just cool that way, either that or because she knows that I am personally against this kind of stuff so she knows she needn't worry. I mean, she tries to get me to try alcohol LOL.

your version of smoking pot and the way you've written it is very interesting to me honestly. I don't know anyone who smokes pot like that. Mostly I see ppl doing it at outdoor 24hr restaurants. I think the laws against drugs in Malaysia is much stricter, and I don't go to the kind of places that would have more of this, so yea, i find your views fascinating

[lls_mutant]

Full comment at the end, but I just had to say:

He knows that a person can’t exactly win at potlucks, but he likes to pretend that he can anyways.

I'll take him on any day of the week. You're going down, Hummel, especially in the face of my Milky Way tartlets or my mac n cheese with shiitakes and bacon.

Erm, I might try to "win" potlucks a lot, too ;)

[emilianadarling]

OH MY GOD ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?? Seriously, holy crap, Mr. Darling and I are SO competitive about potlucks too!! We always do our hardest to 'win' potlucks, and we always do!

We are kindred spirits I have decided. You, me, and Kurt.

(Although, holy crap, those Milky Way Tartlets sound amazing. And that mac and cheese. Mmmmmmmmmm... they both sound mouth-watering!!)

[emilianadarling]

I love this comment and everything about it. <3

I think we're very similar people in some ways, darlin'. For me as well, marijuana is just... a total non-issue to me. It helps that I live in a place where everyone and their mother smokes weed; high achievers and low achievers, the old and the young, all walks of life. So I find any kind of "all stoners are losers" stereotype to be hurtful, ignorant, and frustrating. (And oh, man, the fact that people lie to their spouses about it, to me, is so much more abhorrent than MJ could ever hope to be. If you're in a relationship with someone, you should be able to trust that person with that information even if they don't want to partake. I smoked long before Mr. Darling did; he always knew, and was totally fine with me doing it, and would come and get me sometimes if it got late. :3)

I'm completely happy to admit -- as though it isn't completely obvious from the story itself, lol -- that I smoke, that I love it. I also work my fucking ass off at school and work and I'm a tremendously busy

[emilianadarling]

Yay!!! :D I hope that you enjoy the rest of it! Let me know what you think, bb. <3