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Jun 26, 2008 04:22

I came to the realization around 3am that my cats must have received training in interrogation tactics from either the CIA, the Moussad, or perhaps the Mafia. The main question being asked of me: "Where's my food, Biatch ( Read more... )

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terainablackwel June 26 2008, 14:58:08 UTC
LMAO WOW@!!!!! My cats aren't quite like that. Stormy's best interrogation method is to jump on my bladder after I've slept past 11 am. Generally speaking by then it's going to get me out of bed, or at least awake enough that I can't go back to sleep until I get up to take care of it. And while I'm in there, I'll feed them. I sometimes laugh at the idea of opposible thumbs being the defining feature that separates us from the rest. Really, CAPT Nowak has it right: it's not opposible thumbs that have us at the top. It's because we have tape.

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fallinoffthedge June 26 2008, 15:35:21 UTC
Funny enough, I know how you feel. I have since gotten the courage to SHUT the bedroom door at all times.. keeps the monsters out. However, at 5 or 6am I start hearing the scratching/pawing of claws against the door and the endless meows. This tactic is like clockwork whenever they realize they have been shut out from "the world".
Something new I discovered yesterday is that Whisper, the fat 3 yr old.. has started marking my brand new house. Whether she is jealous of 2 yr old Raptor or angry that I won't let her outside, I'm not sure... Either way, I cannot keep a cat that marks my house and I'm slowly realizing that perhaps a cat allergy does exist for me, as I'm constantly fighting off colds...

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on_myway June 26 2008, 21:17:51 UTC
I laughed so hard, I started crying! I can TOTALLY see my cats doing that. Perhaps they have special cat-tactics imbeded in them at birth, or they hold secret society meetings.

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blueyedbaroness June 27 2008, 01:57:09 UTC
My favorite is still Milo chewing the cardboard box with the plastic bag of wrapped cough drops in my ear...
your boys don't mess around! Even if you tried to shut them out, I bet they could body check the door open.

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