It's such a wonderful life

[emeriin]

I has a sad, so naturally I'm going to write smut:

1. Give me a pairing in normal, hooker, wish or crack crossovers (or a character or a threesome, whatever) and one word, and I will give you a paragraph of porn based on the combination!

2. Give me a pairing in normal, hooker, wish or crack crossovers and I will tell you how they kissed.

Comments

1. So Far Away

[emeriin]

Critic didn't know quite he had expected. This woman, this tiny, innocent-looking woman had put a hundred in his pocket and grabbed his hand, saying that she could help him out. In the hotel room, there was clawing and biting and "C'mon, baby, make it worth it" and need to get inside, need to better and by the end, he was huddled against the end of the bed and she was calling somebody with a glass of wine in her hand. She could help him, that was fantastic. But he'd been expecting an angel.

Re: 1. So Far Away

[taekarado]

...*WIBBLE*

Re: 1. So Far Away

[ladyhadhafang]

Poor Critic. :(

That was really beautifully written, BTW. Great job. :)