Fic: Every Part Of You Says Yes
Title: Every Part Of You Says Yes
Characters/Pairings: Insano, one-sided Spoony/Scarlett
Word Count: 502
H/C Bingo Prompt: Embarrassment
Disclaimer: Verse is mine, characters are not.
A/N: Naturally, this fits in between Picking Those Sweet Kisses and Lights, Camera, Action. Hope you enjoy!
Insano had been asleep until Spoony had slammed the door shut, happily dreaming of taking over the world, taking his favorite nemesis as prisoner and making him watch in agony as the harem-girls proved that evil was far sexier than good.
But reality was calling, Spoony was no fun when upset and he walked up the basement stairs groggily, a blanket around his shoulders and his ever-present goggles over his eyes.
Spoony was stumbling around the living room when he got there, pacing and muttering to himself. And people thought he was the crazy one. Granted, he was the druggie but still...
"Something wrong, Oh Great Spoony One?" he asked innocently, settling down on the couch with a grin.
Spoony slumped down beside him, searching for the remote. "You'll think it's hilarious."
He put on his best angelic, caring expression. "Try me. You were at an office party, right?"
His double gave in. "And it was going pretty okay. I was drinking and mixing with people-"
"Like a good office drone?"
Spoony hit him with a cushion and continued. "Piss off. And I was loosening up and having fun..."
He knew what was coming. "Would this mood be, by any chance, to do with a certain tall redhead that you never stop talking about?"
The other man buried his face in the sofa-arm and groaned. "I don't wanna talk about it."
He couldn't hold it on anymore and burst out giggling, patting Spoony on the shoulder. "You've come this far, man. You might as well."
"I hate you."
"Feeling's mutual. Continue so I may laugh at your misfortune."
"And then Scarlett came in, apologizing for being late. And she looked so fantastic with her hair up and a little black dress and those fucking legs that went on forever and..."
Insano rolled his eyes, snapping his fingers and managing to get Spoony back on track. "Think about it when you have a date with Burton later. Tell me what happened."
"And as I said, I was drinking and relaxed so obviously I thought I could go over and talk to her-"
He adjusted his goggles, snorting with a spurt of laughter. "And you fucked it up?"
It was probably like ripping off a band-aid. "I asked her if she wanted to go somewhere private, she began to blush bright red, the people she was with were staring at us and so I legged it as fast as humanly possible." He put his head in his hands, whimpering softly.
Trying to save his giggling, Insano put his blanket around his double's shoulders and tried to be sympathetic. "You know what you need?"
"I'm not going to the club with you."
"Come on! Hot people with skimpy clothes and no self-respect! Glasses! Long legs! Seeing where your money is going!"
Spoony raised his head, looking into Insano's goggles firmly. "I'd rather not stoop to your level, thanks."
Insano sighed, taking the blanket off him and heading towards the basement door. "Goodnight, Spoony."
"Goodnight, Insano."
Characters/Pairings: Insano, one-sided Spoony/Scarlett
Word Count: 502
H/C Bingo Prompt: Embarrassment
Disclaimer: Verse is mine, characters are not.
A/N: Naturally, this fits in between Picking Those Sweet Kisses and Lights, Camera, Action. Hope you enjoy!
Insano had been asleep until Spoony had slammed the door shut, happily dreaming of taking over the world, taking his favorite nemesis as prisoner and making him watch in agony as the harem-girls proved that evil was far sexier than good.
But reality was calling, Spoony was no fun when upset and he walked up the basement stairs groggily, a blanket around his shoulders and his ever-present goggles over his eyes.
Spoony was stumbling around the living room when he got there, pacing and muttering to himself. And people thought he was the crazy one. Granted, he was the druggie but still...
"Something wrong, Oh Great Spoony One?" he asked innocently, settling down on the couch with a grin.
Spoony slumped down beside him, searching for the remote. "You'll think it's hilarious."
He put on his best angelic, caring expression. "Try me. You were at an office party, right?"
His double gave in. "And it was going pretty okay. I was drinking and mixing with people-"
"Like a good office drone?"
Spoony hit him with a cushion and continued. "Piss off. And I was loosening up and having fun..."
He knew what was coming. "Would this mood be, by any chance, to do with a certain tall redhead that you never stop talking about?"
The other man buried his face in the sofa-arm and groaned. "I don't wanna talk about it."
He couldn't hold it on anymore and burst out giggling, patting Spoony on the shoulder. "You've come this far, man. You might as well."
"I hate you."
"Feeling's mutual. Continue so I may laugh at your misfortune."
"And then Scarlett came in, apologizing for being late. And she looked so fantastic with her hair up and a little black dress and those fucking legs that went on forever and..."
Insano rolled his eyes, snapping his fingers and managing to get Spoony back on track. "Think about it when you have a date with Burton later. Tell me what happened."
"And as I said, I was drinking and relaxed so obviously I thought I could go over and talk to her-"
He adjusted his goggles, snorting with a spurt of laughter. "And you fucked it up?"
It was probably like ripping off a band-aid. "I asked her if she wanted to go somewhere private, she began to blush bright red, the people she was with were staring at us and so I legged it as fast as humanly possible." He put his head in his hands, whimpering softly.
Trying to save his giggling, Insano put his blanket around his double's shoulders and tried to be sympathetic. "You know what you need?"
"I'm not going to the club with you."
"Come on! Hot people with skimpy clothes and no self-respect! Glasses! Long legs! Seeing where your money is going!"
Spoony raised his head, looking into Insano's goggles firmly. "I'd rather not stoop to your level, thanks."
Insano sighed, taking the blanket off him and heading towards the basement door. "Goodnight, Spoony."
"Goodnight, Insano."