I almost hit a squirrel in the road yesterday with my car and as soon as I figured out that I didn't hit it, I saw a dead squirrel in the road.

Yesterday while we were brewing beer, Trey came by with a toy rocket which we fired off in the back yard only the tail was bent and it shot onto Stephen's roof. Then Trey got a water hose and made a lasso out of it and grabbed the rocket off of the roof for further investigation.

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/25/building-a-nation-of-know-nothings/

Great article.

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I'm just saying you only get one life. There's no God, no rules, no judgments, except for those you accept or create for yourself. And once it's over, it's over. Dreamless sleep forever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here. Really. Why not? - Nate Fisher, "Six Feet Under"

My job consists basically of masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

Tomorrow's just an excuse away.

"Even if you meet the perfect person who you love infinitely, and you even argue well, and you grow together, and you have children, and then you get old together...and then she’s gonna die. That’s the best-case scenario, that you’re going to lose your best friend and then just walk home from D’Agostinos with heavy bags every day and wait for your ( Read more... )

I have officially found my first grey hair.

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