Sugar poisoning

[emeraldsedai]

Damn these people who bring Halloween candy to work. Seriously! I'm all on board with self-determination and personal responsibility, but the combination of stress, Smarties and Whoppers is about to kill me

Comments

[coyotesuspect]

BE STRONG.

[emeraldsedai]

Too late.

[forodwaith]

I'm feeling the same way about the enormous amounts my kids brought home. I don't want/need all this damn candy & yet there seems no way to get rid of it responsibly. Someone suggested the local kids' hospital might want it; I'll have to call and see.

It was much easier when they were small & their treat collection radius was limited to a single block.

[emeraldsedai]

I can't think why a hospital would want what amounts to Poison For Kidz. The only responsible action is not to buy it in the first place, but failing that, trashcan seems perfectly civic-minded to me.

[roxymissrose]

*GASP*

Whoppers in the *trash*????

I'll pretend I didn't see that!

[emeraldsedai]

Hee! I know, right? Because Whoppers = Hell. In the good way, till it's bad.

They are, in short, crack.

[serenity_valley]

Hee! Your comment on my post makes so much more sense now! I was wondering how you randomly came up with Smarties and Whoppers....

You have my sympathies. And will have them even more in about an hour...

[emeraldsedai]

How come? Dinner?

[serenity_valley]

No, I was actually figuring that would be about the time the sugar coma would hit. ;)

[emeraldsedai]

Oh! LOL.

It probably was, but by that time I was riding it off on the trip home. \o/

[emeraldsedai]

LOL.

Trust you to find the pr0n.