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emerald_embers

My full and accurate review of X-Men: First Class

Jun 11, 2011 02:56

HNNNNNNGHERIK LENSHERR, CHARLES XAVIER, GET INSIDE OF ME. OR EACH OTHER. OR BOTH. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS IS ACCEPTABLE ( Read more... )

epic fucking squee, fandom: x-men, movies, this is not a time for lowercase

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sursumcorda June 11 2011, 02:17:56 UTC

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emerald_embers June 11 2011, 02:20:51 UTC

LOLOLOL OH MY GOD I WAS FANNING TOO fahrenheit_f430 WAS WITH ME SHE CAN ATTEST TO THIS BEING TRUFAX

ALSO

I BIT MY THUMB THROUGH LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES WORTH OF THE MOVIE

THE SATELLITE SCENE OH GOD THAT WAS BASICALLY BRAINSEX

my review: *KEYBOARD SMASH* vinylsigns June 11 2011, 02:27:03 UTC

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Re: my review: *KEYBOARD SMASH* emerald_embers June 11 2011, 02:31:26 UTC

I'm with James McAvoy. THEY NEED TO HAVE SEX AND GET MARRIED AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS.

Re: my review: *KEYBOARD SMASH* vinylsigns June 11 2011, 02:54:04 UTC

YES. clearly the chess was foreplay. I mean, really boys? A chess board on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, leaning into each other and crossing your legs coyly and gazing wistfully at the large, phallic tribute to your gay love known as the Washington Monument. You're in public, you're embarrassing yourselves. Do continue.

Also James and Fassy need to keep doing spectacularly adorable interviews where they end up declaring their love for each other & saying they want to fly over the earth and spray love & nuzzling. That too.

also, you are on tumblr? Add meeeeeeee. mezzanineview.tumblr.com

Re: my review: *KEYBOARD SMASH* emerald_embers June 12 2011, 21:06:50 UTC

Alas, I don't have tumblr, I just skim through it because it's faster than google for image-grabbing and quote-nabbing. :)

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queen_insane June 11 2011, 02:51:24 UTC

NGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

emerald_embers June 12 2011, 21:05:50 UTC

AGREED

syvia June 11 2011, 02:52:08 UTC

YES. YES. ALL OF THIS. ALL OF THIS AND MY MOTHER KEPT WONDERING WHY I WAS GIGGLING LIKE A TWELVE YEAR OLD.

emerald_embers June 12 2011, 21:05:36 UTC

XD XD I am so glad I went with another fangirl instead of a family member. We basically went wild for about fifteen minutes post-movie XD, and then didn't shut up about it for another hour AT LEAST.

syvia June 12 2011, 22:13:52 UTC

XD Oh I went with my mother and another fangirl. She would giggle, and I would tell her to quit it and giggle as I was doing so which would totally undermine the request. Meanwhile my mother was on my other side going 'bwuh?' Both of us choking on our snickers through the whole damn film.

"I'm with Eric."

Oh I know you are, baby. Rower~

andremeese June 11 2011, 04:03:19 UTC

Michael Fassbender is my favorite ever. I've been living under a rock lately, so I wasn't aware that he'd been in anything lately.

<3

emerald_embers June 12 2011, 21:02:17 UTC

First Class is a cut above most other action flicks, though that said, so were the first two X-Men movies ^^. Michael Fassbender totally James Bonds it up at the start of this one :D.