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Mar 10, 2010 02:07

1) Who wants some crack porn? Because voyeur!Crowley/exhibitionist!Sam is pretty much as cracky as it gets (thx spacefragments for the epic prompt, and also for the MENACING BANANA which is still one of the best things I have ever seen with these eyes of mine ( Read more... )

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jenova March 10 2010, 02:30:37 UTC
DRAGON AGE FOREVERRRRRR

Welcome to the fold. I expect fanfic eventually. :D

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 02:32:40 UTC
XD you do realise the sole entirety of any fanfic for Dragon's Age: Origins would be self-insert fanfic where I marry Alistair and have 2348203029489023 babies with him and we raise wardogs and campaign for equal rights for elves or something EQUALLY RIDICULOUS, right?

Heeheehee. I LOVE HIIIIIIM IT IS HILARIOUS I GET ALL FLUSTERED WHEN HE GETS FLUSTERED AT ME.

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jenova March 10 2010, 02:44:09 UTC
XD I really wish you could flirt with him a LITTLE as a male character -- although the moments when you can embarrass him are hilarious that way. ;D

(Well, most DA fanfic is self-insertion I guess... but at least it'd be well-written? XD)

(... or you could do NPC slash... >:D)

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 02:46:13 UTC
Oh man, it would so not be well written XD. It'd be like a schoolgirl's diary. There would be odes to his feet in there.

It'd be daft amounts of fun to write, mind you, and now I'm feeling sorely tempted to give it a go at some point XD, but we'll see!

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spacefragments March 10 2010, 02:34:38 UTC
thank you again for that epic porn. i'd wanted crowley/sam since 5x10 and i was disappoint because fandom never delivered. <3333

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 02:40:03 UTC
I had so much fun it was ridiculous because I was all "Right, so, how can I do this seriously" and then Crowley was all I HAVE A CAMERA and I was all CROWLEY YOU SILLY BASTARD I LOVE YOU and then that happened. Life is awesome.

FANDOM NEEDS TO START LIVING UP TO ITS NAME A LITTLE BIT MORE. ESPECIALLY LEGION FANDOM, OMG. SON, I AM DISAPPOINT. THAT WAS THE GAYEST MOVIE I'VE SEEN SINCE, LIKE, THE VERSION OF THE 300 WHERE THEY ALL WRESTLE NAKED SO HELP ME GOD IF THE PORNO I JUST MADE UP THERE DOESN'T EXIST I WILL SMACK AN INTERNET.

This is where I get to go aww, poor babies, at Zachariah and Gabriel from Supernatural because I never get them laid.

Well, except for that one time, and we don't talk about that.

WHY AM I NOT IN BED ALREADY JFC

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spacefragments March 10 2010, 02:44:04 UTC
YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW BUT I HAVE A SEKRIT FILMING/PHOTOGRAPHY KINK. SO I WAS LIKE :D :D :D :D :D WHEN HE BROUGHT OUT THE CAMERA.

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 02:47:52 UTC
HAHAHA OMG THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND OUT ABOUT MY OTHER BUDDY'S OBJECT INSERTION KINK AND I HADN'T EVEN KNOWN.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE GAYDAR, I CLEARLY HAVE KINKDAR.

\O/

*snogs passionately* :P

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unavoidedcrisis March 10 2010, 03:04:41 UTC
I am terrified by the mere thought of that pairing. Clearly I need to find a bottle of wine before I read it ;);)

I WANT CUPCAKES.

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 03:12:53 UTC
DELICIOUS CRACK IS CRACKY.

And you'd better believe you want those cupcakes. They were awesome. I think I'm going to make another lot at the end of Lent and bring them into work.

Speaking of which, when's the end of Lent this year?

*google-fu*

April 4th? D:

Oh well. At least I'll drop a bunch more weight before then so I can put it all back on

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unavoidedcrisis March 10 2010, 03:21:06 UTC
CRACK SCARES ME. Scares me, mainly, with how well it all makes sense in my head O.o o.O

Cupcake weight = good weight.

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 03:23:19 UTC
Everyone knows cups have no calories in them so clearly cupcakes have no calories either.

CLEARLY.

But no, I am actually liking the fact I'm comfortable size 20 instead of comfortably size 22 at the moment. The ideal would be getting down to size 18 (or even 16, omg) but I don't see that happening anytime soon. Besides, I'm quite happy with my bigness these days. I'm good for cuddling and as long as there's no romance looming in my life, cuddling > presently unnecessary sexiness!

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debb March 10 2010, 03:12:33 UTC
Dragon Age! I spend so much time playing that game, yet tonight is the first time I've actually killed the archdemon. And that was only in preparation for the expansion so I'd have someone to carry over.

But, hee, Alistair is adorable and he very quickly grew on me. I did the whole romance with him once, spent the entire time going "awww" and am now doing it again, this time with a female dwarf. Even though I never usually play dwarves, but she is actually rather awesome.

Personal attachments...Yes. Know exactly what you mean. I'm bad anyway for getting attached to characters, this game? I'm even worse. Thanks Bioware.

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 03:19:18 UTC
I'm thinking I may try to actually get the guy to marry me, having heard that doing so is possible. He's just too darned sweet. I think it's the fact he's goofy but competent - a winning combination!

I think my next playthrough I'll probably go for male dwarf warrior and try and nab the gay elf if possible, because roleplaying as AU versions of Gimli and Legolas would be hilarious and awesome.

I'm normally pretty good at being attached to characters without getting emotionally involved but man, Alistair totally suckered me in - it's like when I was playing Persona 3 and I thought Junpei was rather sweet, then he was a complete dick to me for a while and I was all "Well, that's nice", and then out of the blue he apologised and I was all OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE THE BEST THING EVER.

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debb March 10 2010, 03:44:34 UTC
Yeah, it's possible with a human noble. Any others however, can't, though my plan is to run away into the sunset with him and rebuild the Wardens with my dwarf.

I went for Zevran on my first playthrough with a Dalish elf (who did not last long and ended up being remade to be properly role-played), then my next one with my City Elf male, who pretty much became my "main" character. But once I got with him once, I...couldn't resist, even with Alistair being sweet and lovely to my elf mage.

I am not. I am terrible for getting attached, doesn't help either the ones I do get attached to normally die or something. Human Noble origin, for example, I decided I quite like everyone in the castle, game goes "yeah we're going to kill them now". Ditto with Bioshock's Atlas, despite knowing fine what happens in the game, he had had me at "would you kindly".

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veridium_falcon March 10 2010, 03:16:28 UTC
DRAGON AGE YESSSS!

...*cough* I mean, yeah, I've played that game. I love Alistair so much.

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emerald_embers March 10 2010, 03:19:56 UTC
;) I am yet another convert to the cause!

Alistair is seriously one of the best designed characters I've seen in a long while. He's so lovable.

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