Top 5s!
For master_kogane: My Top Five evil-doers!
1. Legacy of Kain: Moebius
Consummate bad guy; when Moebius comes on screen you KNOW bad things are going down. Plus anyone who can say "You imbecile" and make you think DAMN I GOT PWNED instead of LOLOLOLOL deserves badass credit. Oh, and because like any really good bad guy, you get to kill him over 9000 times.
2. The Terminator Series: The T-800
ARE YOU KIDDING ME. ARE YOU GOING TO ARGUE THIS FOR A SECOND. No, thought not.
3. Sleeping Beauty: Maleficent
Badass, beautiful, and Pure Evil. And even got to be the Big Bad in Kingdom Hearts (stfu AnsemXehanortWTFEVER YOU ARE I DON'T CARE, I DO NOT CARE, SHE DID ALL THE WORK NOW GO AWAY AND DIE, SHE IS THE PROUD LIONESS TO YOUR LAME AND CRAWLING HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD LION I HATE YOU) because she is just that awesome.
4. Star Wars: Darth Vader
SHUT UP THE PREQUELS DID NOT HAPPEN. THEY DIDN'T. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
5. Dungeons & Dragons the Cartoon: Venger
My first bad guy crush because as everyone has likely noticed by now there is ~something~ a little ~wrong~ with me. BUT SERIOUSLY, LOOK HOW BADASS THIS GUY IS. HE'S WEARING RED ~AND~ BLACK BECAUSE HE'S STYLISH, AND HE HAS, LIKE, A HORN, AND AN EVIL HORSE, AND WEARS A SKIRT AND IS STILL THE BADDEST ASSED MOFO IN THE REALM.
For nyxmidnight: Top five characters who'd enjoy footporn (receiving or giving)!
1. Digital Devil Saga: Gale (Giving)
Reasoning: Because Lupa;
Is getting a full eyeview of Gale's everything at this moment in time because he's holding a blade ON HIS FOOT with the point aimed perfectly at Lupa's neck and because Gale spends like 90% of the game balanced on one foot with the other in the air attacking something or another and SERIOUSLY THIS GAME GAVE ME THE DAMNED FOOT FETISH.
2. Kingdom Hearts: Axel (Receiving)
Reasoning: Dude, all the Kingdom Hearts characters have big feet, someone had to fetishise them. And really, Axel likes topping from the bottom. And definitely likes giving footrubs.
3. Supernatural: Castiel (Receiving)
Reasoning: Castiel is very, very, very, very, very obedient by nature and just a little bit naughty, so seriously, how could I not be tempted by that? Plus his expressions when he's a little bit nervous and confused as he would likely be during his first round of footporn? Yeah.
4. Transformers: Starscream (Receiving)
Reasoning: Transformers 2. Megatron stomping on Starscream's crotch (or, well, what would be his crotch if he were human). That was a VERY DISTRACTING MOMENT FOR ME.
5. Devil May Cry: Vergil (Giving)
Reasoning: Think about this as a participant. Those legs clad in stockings-and-breeches, or knee-high/higher boots. On top of you. That slightly disdainful expression from cold, cold eyes looking down at you. I THOUGHT SO TOO.
For lilka: Top five slashiest video game moments!
1. Dante and Vergil being... well, Dante and Vergil.
2. Vamp and Raiden fighting because seriously, there's angry knifesex and then there's REALLY angry knifesex.
3. Jinana dying in Argilla's arms. Not pictured as is basically same thing; Lupa dying in Gale's arms.
4. Akihiko at Shinjiro's funeral.
5. Chie and Yukiko. Just... Chie and Yukiko.
For kaeilaspn: Top five threesomes to participate in!
1. Transformers: Optimus Prime/Bumblebee
Admittedly by "participate in" this would most likely be "from afar with a camcorder and a vibrator so I don't get crushed to death (for once being afraid of my health rather than theirs :O)" but man. Hawt.
2. Torchwood: Jack Harkness/John Hart
Yeah. Er. That. Yes please.
3. Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Legolas
The ultimate in manly ruggedness and the ultimate in "okay this almost makes me a bit gay because he is THAT PRETTY"? Yes please, again.
4. The Terminator Series: Marcus Wright/Kyle Reese
DOOMED POST-APOCALYPTIC MANLOVE. I want in there, right now.
5. Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Ronon Dex
Hi. Yeah. Rodney and Teyla can come too.
For kitchensexslave: Top five beards!
1. Bob Ross
The tender and loving beard.
2. Brian Blessed
The cuddly beard.
3. Che Guevara
The surprisingly handsome and iconic beard.
4. Grigori Rasputin
The admirably batshit beard.
5. Karl Marx
The I will pwn you with my brain beard.
Also for kitchensexslave: Top five things on youtube!
Top 5 from TV originally:
1. Torchwood: The Jack/Jack kiss. Because it makes me bawl every time.
2. Torchwood: The Captains meet. More men snogging in between fighting please.
3. Stargate Atlantis: The Flan's Booty. And it is a fine booty.
4. Supernatural: Supernatural Bloopers Season 1 - the very reason I started watching the show. Thank you blooper reel <3.
5. Father Ted: Small... Far Away - simple and brilliant.
Top 5 from T'Internet only (and all for the lulz... and/or bizarre):
1. Super Mario Reloaded: Part 1 of 2
2. A Numa Numa video, but not THAT one
3. Frostie Dancing To Shake Your Tail Feather! Bird Loves Ray Charles!
4. CRAB BATTLE!
5. Lobster Magnet
ETA: For fahrenheit_f430: Old Skool movie stars!
1. JAMES STEWART
2. ERROL FLYNN
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Bette Davis
5. Groucho Marx
Also for fahrenheit_f430: Kids Cartoons!
1. Dungeons & Dragons: The Cartoon
HELL. YES. This episode, The Dragon's Graveyard, probably goes towards explaining an awful lot about me. This and some of the since-banned episodes of Captain Planet (HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE GOD THAT CARTOON WAS DISTURBING). Love it now and forever and I own it on DVD and I am MOSTLY UNASHAMED OF THIS.
2. Tom and Jerry
Embedding disabled (lame!) but whatever, BEST EPISODE OF THE LOT:
The Night Before Christmas
3. Popeye
YEAAAAAAH. You know you wanted to be this badass! Also, Olive Oyl being hilarious as per usual, and Blut.... er, I mean Sindbad, having the most awesome voice EVER.
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
RAPHAEL IS COOL BUT CRUDE, MICHAELANGELO IS A PARTY DUDE!
5. Roadrunner
AT LAAAAAAST. XD
Also also for fahrenheit_f430: Top 5 films of 2009 (with trailers)!
1. Star Trek
IT WAS SO SHINY AND GORGEOUS AND EPIC AND OMFG I LURRRRRRVED IT. SERIOUSLY I ACTUALLY LOVED THE MOVIE SO MUCH I DIDN'T GO LOOKING FOR FANFIC IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I WAS ~THAT SATISFIED~ WITH EVERYTHING. ALSO, CHEKOV'S CURLS.
2. Watchmen
Allow me to reiterate my original thoughts in brief; the book to movie equivalent of the most beautiful person on the planet coming up to you, sharing your interests, taking you out to a meal, making sweet sweet love to you all night long and then making you breakfast in the morning.
3. Friday the 13th
So much fun, seriously. Also, HELLO JARED PADALECKI. Henceforth to be referred to at all times within the context of this movie as 'Fittie'.
4. Coraline
Now if you want ACTUAL scares... no, seriously, this is the most disturbing and discomforting movie 'for children' ever made, it is epic. I love it. And it's gorgeous.
5. Terminator: Salvation
If you watched the movie as anything other than half-action flick half-the epic post-apocalyptic love story of Kyle Reese and Marcus Wright then I totally get hating it. But, um, I was sold pretty much the second... well. Pretty much the second they met. DAMNIT ANTON YELCHIN HOW DO YOU DO THAT. IS IT LIKE A PHEROMONE HIDDEN IN YOUR CURLS OR SOMETHING.
For some reason Taken keeps coming up as a 2009 film but I could swear I saw it last year. Maybe it's been a staggered release; either way, I refuse to accept that Taken is anything other than a 2008 film XD.
1. Legacy of Kain: Moebius
Consummate bad guy; when Moebius comes on screen you KNOW bad things are going down. Plus anyone who can say "You imbecile" and make you think DAMN I GOT PWNED instead of LOLOLOLOL deserves badass credit. Oh, and because like any really good bad guy, you get to kill him over 9000 times.
2. The Terminator Series: The T-800
ARE YOU KIDDING ME. ARE YOU GOING TO ARGUE THIS FOR A SECOND. No, thought not.
3. Sleeping Beauty: Maleficent
Badass, beautiful, and Pure Evil. And even got to be the Big Bad in Kingdom Hearts (stfu AnsemXehanortWTFEVER YOU ARE I DON'T CARE, I DO NOT CARE, SHE DID ALL THE WORK NOW GO AWAY AND DIE, SHE IS THE PROUD LIONESS TO YOUR LAME AND CRAWLING HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD LION I HATE YOU) because she is just that awesome.
4. Star Wars: Darth Vader
SHUT UP THE PREQUELS DID NOT HAPPEN. THEY DIDN'T. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
5. Dungeons & Dragons the Cartoon: Venger
My first bad guy crush because as everyone has likely noticed by now there is ~something~ a little ~wrong~ with me. BUT SERIOUSLY, LOOK HOW BADASS THIS GUY IS. HE'S WEARING RED ~AND~ BLACK BECAUSE HE'S STYLISH, AND HE HAS, LIKE, A HORN, AND AN EVIL HORSE, AND WEARS A SKIRT AND IS STILL THE BADDEST ASSED MOFO IN THE REALM.
For nyxmidnight: Top five characters who'd enjoy footporn (receiving or giving)!
1. Digital Devil Saga: Gale (Giving)
Reasoning: Because Lupa;
Is getting a full eyeview of Gale's everything at this moment in time because he's holding a blade ON HIS FOOT with the point aimed perfectly at Lupa's neck and because Gale spends like 90% of the game balanced on one foot with the other in the air attacking something or another and SERIOUSLY THIS GAME GAVE ME THE DAMNED FOOT FETISH.
2. Kingdom Hearts: Axel (Receiving)
Reasoning: Dude, all the Kingdom Hearts characters have big feet, someone had to fetishise them. And really, Axel likes topping from the bottom. And definitely likes giving footrubs.
3. Supernatural: Castiel (Receiving)
Reasoning: Castiel is very, very, very, very, very obedient by nature and just a little bit naughty, so seriously, how could I not be tempted by that? Plus his expressions when he's a little bit nervous and confused as he would likely be during his first round of footporn? Yeah.
4. Transformers: Starscream (Receiving)
Reasoning: Transformers 2. Megatron stomping on Starscream's crotch (or, well, what would be his crotch if he were human). That was a VERY DISTRACTING MOMENT FOR ME.
5. Devil May Cry: Vergil (Giving)
Reasoning: Think about this as a participant. Those legs clad in stockings-and-breeches, or knee-high/higher boots. On top of you. That slightly disdainful expression from cold, cold eyes looking down at you. I THOUGHT SO TOO.
For lilka: Top five slashiest video game moments!
1. Dante and Vergil being... well, Dante and Vergil.
Click to view2. Vamp and Raiden fighting because seriously, there's angry knifesex and then there's REALLY angry knifesex.
3. Jinana dying in Argilla's arms. Not pictured as is basically same thing; Lupa dying in Gale's arms.
4. Akihiko at Shinjiro's funeral.
5. Chie and Yukiko. Just... Chie and Yukiko.
For kaeilaspn: Top five threesomes to participate in!
1. Transformers: Optimus Prime/Bumblebee
Admittedly by "participate in" this would most likely be "from afar with a camcorder and a vibrator so I don't get crushed to death (for once being afraid of my health rather than theirs :O)" but man. Hawt.
2. Torchwood: Jack Harkness/John Hart
Yeah. Er. That. Yes please.
3. Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Legolas
The ultimate in manly ruggedness and the ultimate in "okay this almost makes me a bit gay because he is THAT PRETTY"? Yes please, again.
4. The Terminator Series: Marcus Wright/Kyle Reese
DOOMED POST-APOCALYPTIC MANLOVE. I want in there, right now.
5. Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Ronon Dex
Hi. Yeah. Rodney and Teyla can come too.
For kitchensexslave: Top five beards!
1. Bob Ross
The tender and loving beard.
2. Brian Blessed
The cuddly beard.
3. Che Guevara
The surprisingly handsome and iconic beard.
4. Grigori Rasputin
The admirably batshit beard.
5. Karl Marx
The I will pwn you with my brain beard.
Also for kitchensexslave: Top five things on youtube!
Top 5 from TV originally:
1. Torchwood: The Jack/Jack kiss. Because it makes me bawl every time.
2. Torchwood: The Captains meet. More men snogging in between fighting please.
3. Stargate Atlantis: The Flan's Booty. And it is a fine booty.
4. Supernatural: Supernatural Bloopers Season 1 - the very reason I started watching the show. Thank you blooper reel <3.
5. Father Ted: Small... Far Away - simple and brilliant.
Top 5 from T'Internet only (and all for the lulz... and/or bizarre):
1. Super Mario Reloaded: Part 1 of 2
2. A Numa Numa video, but not THAT one
3. Frostie Dancing To Shake Your Tail Feather! Bird Loves Ray Charles!
4. CRAB BATTLE!
5. Lobster Magnet
ETA: For fahrenheit_f430: Old Skool movie stars!
1. JAMES STEWART
2. ERROL FLYNN
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Bette Davis
5. Groucho Marx
Also for fahrenheit_f430: Kids Cartoons!
1. Dungeons & Dragons: The Cartoon
HELL. YES. This episode, The Dragon's Graveyard, probably goes towards explaining an awful lot about me. This and some of the since-banned episodes of Captain Planet (HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE GOD THAT CARTOON WAS DISTURBING). Love it now and forever and I own it on DVD and I am MOSTLY UNASHAMED OF THIS.
2. Tom and Jerry
Embedding disabled (lame!) but whatever, BEST EPISODE OF THE LOT:
The Night Before Christmas
3. Popeye
YEAAAAAAH. You know you wanted to be this badass! Also, Olive Oyl being hilarious as per usual, and Blut.... er, I mean Sindbad, having the most awesome voice EVER.
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
RAPHAEL IS COOL BUT CRUDE, MICHAELANGELO IS A PARTY DUDE!
5. Roadrunner
AT LAAAAAAST. XD
Also also for fahrenheit_f430: Top 5 films of 2009 (with trailers)!
1. Star Trek
IT WAS SO SHINY AND GORGEOUS AND EPIC AND OMFG I LURRRRRRVED IT. SERIOUSLY I ACTUALLY LOVED THE MOVIE SO MUCH I DIDN'T GO LOOKING FOR FANFIC IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I WAS ~THAT SATISFIED~ WITH EVERYTHING. ALSO, CHEKOV'S CURLS.
2. Watchmen
Allow me to reiterate my original thoughts in brief; the book to movie equivalent of the most beautiful person on the planet coming up to you, sharing your interests, taking you out to a meal, making sweet sweet love to you all night long and then making you breakfast in the morning.
3. Friday the 13th
So much fun, seriously. Also, HELLO JARED PADALECKI. Henceforth to be referred to at all times within the context of this movie as 'Fittie'.
4. Coraline
Now if you want ACTUAL scares... no, seriously, this is the most disturbing and discomforting movie 'for children' ever made, it is epic. I love it. And it's gorgeous.
5. Terminator: Salvation
If you watched the movie as anything other than half-action flick half-the epic post-apocalyptic love story of Kyle Reese and Marcus Wright then I totally get hating it. But, um, I was sold pretty much the second... well. Pretty much the second they met. DAMNIT ANTON YELCHIN HOW DO YOU DO THAT. IS IT LIKE A PHEROMONE HIDDEN IN YOUR CURLS OR SOMETHING.
For some reason Taken keeps coming up as a 2009 film but I could swear I saw it last year. Maybe it's been a staggered release; either way, I refuse to accept that Taken is anything other than a 2008 film XD.