Supernatural Season Four Picspam!
Quick notes:
1. It's Supernatural, and therefore there is a bit of blood here and there, so be warned.
2. I like Anna in every episode except Heaven and Hell.
3. I'm a Dean/Castiel and a Sam'n'Dean girl.
Just thought I'd warn y'all.
That being the case, onto
~Season Four~!
In Which Wing!Fic Became Canon And Neither Boy Died!
To start our season off, Dean continued in long-standing Winchester tradition to be about as good at staying dead as he is at staying alive.
And our boys hugged. *sniff*.
We found out through the Very Awesome Pamela that looking at whatever brought Dean back from the dead is a bad idea.
And we found out through Dean that listening to whatever brought Dean back from the dead is a bad idea.
Sam was NAUGHTY. And cool. AND NAUGHTY.
And then we finally saw what brought Dean back from the dead! Take THAT for sparkles, Edward Cullen! Even if these ones are from exploding light fittings rather than the diamantine brilliance of the SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA.
And the Lord looked down on his creation and said "Damn, I am good".
"No, seriously you guys, I am awesome."
Dean was having issues with his time in Hell.
Castiel just had issues with personal space.
Dean got time-napped by angels and wound up seeing his dad, still young and idealistic, pre-the woman he loved dying in a fire on the ceiling.
And in the process showed that the Impala is the only car SO COOL a time paradox had to be created to persuade even John Winchester that he was awesome enough for this car.
Mary Winchester was adorable ;_;
And MITCH PILEGGI IS SAM'N'DEAN'S GRANDPA. WHAT. YES.
But because nothing ever goes right for the Winchesters... OH SHIT THEM BE YELLOW EYES Y'ALL. Thus begins deal number #1 for the Winchesters.
Another discovery; personal space issues aside, Castiel doesn't do handshakes...
... by halves.
And one of this season's recurring themes: Dean and Castiel eyefucking for about three minutes solid.
... yep, still going...
Even Sam can't get an eye in. Threesome denied.
Uriel knows you're all his bitches.
Sam and Dean save the day by pretending to be dead (well, they're not short on practise)...
Then using Sam's hand of Ipecac to evict the demon.
And Castiel and Dean sit around on park benches sharing deep secrets with each other because, you know, nothing remotely unusual about a Winchester participating in that sort of thing. Not at all.
Then we met Anna who seemed pretty awesome in a good sort of way...
And Alastair who kept the other side's numbers up.
Dean is horrified because he remembers what this guy did to Andy Dufresne him in Hell.
Sassy!maid!Ruby, JUST BECAUSE.
Castiel and Uriel wanted Anna dead...
But she had the mysterious ability to get them to bugger off for a tick.
Certainly long enough of a tick for sex with Dean. I am STILL LOLING.
But Anna decided getting her awesome back was more important than sex.
And for NO REASON the camera decided we needed to see Castiel's reaction to the smoochies.
We discovered Castiel sucks at fighting.
No, I mean, REALLY sucks at fighting. 1
And ~*~DEAN CRIED~*~. And told Sam about Hell. Turns out he'd been torturing souls down there. WHO'D'VE THOUGHT IT.
Also, Dean's siren took a male form. Because he needs a brother more than a woman. Yeah.
I'm sorry, there were words here but then Dean had a knife and I forgot that breathing is vital for brain function.
And Bobby ex Machina came to rescue our eejits. Hooray!
Alastair returned wearing TODD THE WRAITH YAAAAAAY. *fangirls*!
Some people get ticked off at the accent; I, personally, adore it. I love that it has a very definite buzzing quality to it :D. It's got a very Beelzebub lord of the flies sound and I think it's awesome.
Bzzt! Angel-napped!
Pamela died, and this was legitimately sad, because she was actually well-acted and well-written. Sigh.
Uriel and Castiel ordered Dean to torture answers out of Alastair as to who's been killing angels recently, because - and this is important, people - angels are dicks.
Ruby was completely and totally innocent and has no ulterior motives in letting Sam suck her blood. None whatsoever.
Dean practised his demonic bad touch and Alastair was, just, asdfasjflaasdlaakshdfahdsfa.
Dean felt it was his turn to get choked.
Which in turn lead to Castiel trying to rescue him, sucking at the rescuing thing - no, seriously, again, Castiel REALLY SUCKS at fighting - and getting hung on the nearest convenient angel-hanger. And looking startled and pretty and, um, I'll be in my bunk.
Sam was getting PRETTIER AND EVILLER BY THE SECOND. Hooray for demon-busting skillz! BOY I CAN ONLY SEE THIS ENDING WELL.
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW. Uriel was the bad guy!
Castiel was disillusioned and sad, and covered in blood again. Mmm.
Suddenly-awesome-again Anna to the rescue!
SAM NEVER STOPPED CARING, DAMNIT. PROOF RIGHT HERE. Also, intubated Dean, for those of you into the hardcore whumping.
Aaaaaand Dean cried again, although the annoying thing is, as much fun as it is to tease about the crying, Dean is at that point honest-to-God broken. Think about it - he keeps dying/nearly getting beaten to death, the members of his family keep dying on him, in his own opinion he sucks at pretty much everything, he's responsible for starting the apocalypse, and now the angels are telling him he's supposed to stop Lucifer? :(
Best.
Scene.
Ever.
"... Call you back?"
"They do know we're brothers, right?" XD XD XD
THE PROPHET CHUCK. Bow down and worship, people. I love this little guy.
Dean praying...
And Castiel comes to answer Dean's prayers by AJASDFJLSJFLAJSDFA GOD HOLY JESUS HOW CAN YOU MAKE THAT FACE LEGALLY, COME ON. THAT. GUH.
*EXPLODES*
Um. Yes. And Dean appreciated the help and advice. 'Scuse me, need five minutes to myself over here for a moment.
Smug!Zachariah is smug.
Castiel interrupted Dean's dream and I'm afraid the only reason I have for including this shot is that gosh, it is pretty. Oh, yeah, and Castiel said Dean had to come and say hey, or something, at some address, and sounded terribly worried about the whole thing.
But the boys didn't find Castiel when they went there (incidentally, how would that conversation go? "Yo yo little bro, I got visited by an angel in my sleep and thought I'd follow his instructions"?); instead they found evidence of one heck of a fight, and Jimmy!
Jimmy is the person Castiel possessed so he could go around making his head-tilted "... que?" face at little girls and Dean.
OW. MY HEART. (Jimmy begged for Castiel to possess him instead of his daughter despite possession apparently being as sucky with an angel on board as it is with a demon)
GAH. IT HURTS. Castiel trying to be dead to Dean ;_;. OH.
And Dean KNOWS KNOWS KNOWS SOMETHING IS WRONG AND DOESN'T PUSH IT BECAUSE HE'S A BLOODY WINCHESTER AND SHUTS UP AT THE WORST MOMENTS EVER.
Dean and Bobby decided it was time for an intervention. No more demon blood for you, Sammy!
And Sammy escaped, and begged Dean to understand.
And Dean couldn't.
And Sam was angry, and OH. It HURTS.
And Dean, just, Sammy chokes him and he just takes it and OH. GOD. BOYS.
Finale time, so lets begin with DEAD NUNS BEING POSSESSED BY LUCIFER. All in the most impeccable taste, of course.
Zachariah dropped the bombshell... the big angels WANT the Apocalypse because they think they're going to win. This is Good Omens without the fish, people!
Dean disapproved.
And tried to show Castiel the ERROR OF HIS WAYS.
But after a short moment he stormed off, giving up on Castiel, calling him heartless and a million other things that were VERY MEAN.
HE MADE CASTIEL MAKE THIS FACE. I COULD ACTUALLY SCREENCAP THE MOMENT THE HEART HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TORE IN TWO.
Oh hey Ruby, still innocent I see.
And because Dean was WRONG about Castiel being heartless, WRONG WRONG WRONG, we get Dean-flinging...
Mouth coverage and the look of "Trust me".
More mouth coverage and the look of "I trust you".
KNIFE KINK AND FOREARM EXPOSURE.
And because this is Supernatural, we one-up your blood porn...
... with blood PAINTING. So those symbols from Anna DID come in useful!
Castiel and Dean decided to drop in on THE PROPHET CHUCK.
Chuck's archangel disapproved.
And Castiel decided to pull a Winchester and NOBLY SACRIFICE HIMSELF to save Dean.
Dean got zapped off to prevent Sam killing Lilith...
And Chuck knew that this wasn't going to end well for Castiel. Ever.
Aww.
Hi Lilith! Still evil? Ah well, time for you to die.
Bleurch!
Ruby, getting your boyfriend to bring about the apocalypse WAS NOT AN EFFECTIVE WAY OF SHOWING HIM THAT YOU LOVED HIM. Even if, at this point, I don't actually doubt that you did in your own very, very, very messed up way.
In fact, getting your boyfriend to bring about the apocalypse was likely to end just as badly for you.
Hey, THIS could only end well.
AND SAM WAS SORRY. AND DEAN WAS OKAY WITH THAT.
AND WE HAD BROTHER-TOUCHING!
All with Dean: "WHAT THE HELL, KRIPKE, GIVE US SEASON FIVE NOW."
1. A thought regarding Castiel's lack of fighting ability - do you reckon someone was watching David Attenborough nature documentaries, got terribly confused, and told him that if anything grabbed him by the neck the best way to avoid injury was to go limp?